sucking guff

The art of positioning one's self to enable the ability to draw air into the anus with the intention of having a fart marathon....

martyn took his favourite postion of hanging off the bed with his arse in the air ready for the sucking guff marathon. You could hear his anus open and draw air inside before he let off a volley of anal bangs.

by kez the wez August 22, 2009

Gurffle

To masturbate with ones elbow

Last night Scarlett gurffled.

by Skizzbot May 27, 2009

guffbag

Someone who suffers from severe flatulence and is generally unpleasant to be with in confined spaces.
Someone who is a filthmonger and doesn't wash regularly.
A sleeping bag, the smell lingers...

"Look dude open the window and please give us some notice, your a filthy guffbag!!!"
"We're all set for camping I've got the tents and the guffbags and the flashlights..."

by Tom T-Bone Williams July 8, 2007

Guff Cock

When you are spooning your girlfriend and they fart in your groin area

"Last night I was spooning Wendy, woke up in the morning and had guff cock"

by mouldy scab November 7, 2016

Guffrontery

The reaction to a particularly loud or disgusting fart or shart, especially on a packed tube train when female passengers have to use coat lapels as a makeshift gas mask. Look as proud as a man cradling his first born son.

His neighbours guffrontery at his long loud shart was a sight to behold, nothing less than biblical.

by Dogburster December 22, 2018

Guffie

Generic nickname for a gofer; used by Jim Butcher in his novel “Blood Rites.”

Good morning, Guffie.

by Nonlinear Expansion February 23, 2019

girffle

an amazing friend. should only be used between friends of the opposite gender who like each other but won’t admit it to anyone... not even themselves. Good Interesting Friendly Frickin Loving Ecstacy

omg that’s my GIRFFLE right there! he’s my best friend!

by babybundy October 1, 2020