Granting

granting (verb) other forms: grant, granted,

to completely exaggerate something to the point where everyone just rolls their eyes and pretends to listen. Adds over excessive emphasis to a story to make it sound interesting when it really is just a bore. Usually used in a negative manner. Someone who grants is a very annoying person.

John: i swear the fish was 3 times my size
Jim: stop granting john

by mssWHAT September 25, 2011

graveling

To finger a girl if your a concreter by trade. as the hands of concreters are rough like gravel.

My pussy is sore because my boyfriend was graveling me hard the other night. I nearly squirted.

by Deathfeign February 2, 2014

granding

Showing off a new (or "new to you") vehicle by driving it around the block (neighborhood/park/lot) continuously. It is a shortened form of "grandstanding." Term is typically usually used in the Southeast by adults who grew up in the 80's.

Man, he been granding his semi-new BMW all afternoon.

by esquirej October 14, 2009

Kitten Wrangling

The act of preparing furry female felines for the pleasure of members of the Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra upon their monthly escape from their trailer-infested strike-ridden swampland.

TD & Smoke souped up their dump truck in anticipation of their trek to search for Kitten Wranglers.

by donkeycum August 18, 2003

gragging

Gay bragging; when a gay person brags about stereotypically gay achievements, typically health & fitness, career, or popularity-related.

Gregory spent our entire night out gragging about his marathon training.

An example of gragging via facebook:
"Celebrating my 600th training mile! A nice quarter marathon through Mountain's Edge this evening."

by nick734 March 6, 2012

Gringing

The nail biting, anxiety caused when a joke in Family Guy is seriously overstretched.

Like when Peter got kicked in the shin by that oompa loompa. That was good though.

Dustin Hoaffman. Are you trying to seduce me?

Newsreporter. no im not trying to seduce you mr Hauffman!

DH. Bring me Peter Pan!

NR. Ok, ill keep my eye out for him...

by Biafra J July 25, 2004

grangin

SOMETHING THAT IS REALLY REALLy GROSS!

LOTTIE, BIRD POO, LOTTIE, CHICKEN POO, LOTTIE, DEAD SHEEP, LOTTIE,SICk

by hannahs best m8 May 1, 2005