Gringing 

The nail biting, anxiety caused when a joke in Family Guy is seriously overstretched.

Like when Peter got kicked in the shin by that oompa loompa. That was good though.

Dustin Hoaffman. Are you trying to seduce me?

Newsreporter. no im not trying to seduce you mr Hauffman!

DH. Bring me Peter Pan!

NR. Ok, ill keep my eye out for him...

Gringing by Biafra J July 25, 2004

Ankle grinding 

The act of twerking while in an Asian squat. Twerking at the ankle level.

Amity was ankle grinding hard at da club at ACEP Denver 2019.

Ankle grinding by Anklegrinder4lyf October 28, 2019

Sailboat tea grinding mill 

The man sits with his legs stretched out. The woman sits opposite the man and places her hips onto him and spreads her legs wide apart. The man puts both hands under either her lower back or legs and draws her to him.

John: My wife wants a new sex position tonight and I'm out of ideas.
Jake: How about the Sailboat tea grinding mill? It's a rare position. I use it sometime with my wife and she loves it.
John: Never heard of it, but I'll give it a shot.

Sailboat tea grinding mill by WouldntYouLike2Know August 20, 2013

dude grinding 

A homosexual dance that involves men grinding on each other, either penis to penis or penis to ass.

Oh man, look at those two gay guys dude grinding over there. Get a room!

dude grinding by cobbnobbler December 27, 2009

grinding gear 

grinding gear - noun
Pronunciation: (grind-ing gear)

Clothes women wear when they go out to the club or a party. Can usually be found at your local "Forever 21" store. Can sometimes can be mistaken as a synonym for "slutty attire". Makes most men lose their mind when they see a woman wearing one. Can also usually lead a man to buying a girl a drink at a club. Typically, women who wear it end up grinding some dude on the dancefloor in the club, hence the term.

"Hey girl! You can make a grown man cry with that grinding gear you got on. Let me buy you a drink!"

"Check out that chick by the bar. DAAAAMMMN! That grinding gear is complementing everything her momma gave her!"

"Girl, we going clubbin' tonight! Put on your best grinding gear and get ready to party!"

grinding gear by XtremeNinjaXxX September 28, 2011

grinding camouflage 

Masturbation

What are you doing right now, honey?

Just grinding camouflage for my tank.

grinding camouflage by Glitter Diamond Jewel Rainbow April 22, 2021

The Grinning Man 

The Grinning Man is the name given to one or more mysterious figures that has become associated with various reports of paranormal activity. The grinning man has been reported to be wearing a sparkling green coverall costume with a wide black belt around his waist. He has a very dark complexion, and little round eyes real beady set far apart.
If you see this man get the fuck away from wherever you are and run as fast as you can.

Person 1:I thought i saw the Grinning Man when i was walking home yesterday

Person 2:Really?!???!?!?1

Person 1: I couldn't sleep at all last night.

The Grinning Man by Redsnoopy November 19, 2010