goffik

Yet another way for ignorant asses to insult ppl wearing black.

Idiot: Oooh!!! Goffik!!!
Girl wearing black Poison t-shirt: Oh, grow up.

by Lace April 26, 2004

groff

Queer bag who attends social events without receiving proper notification. While attending these social events this queer bag thinks of himself as the life of the party while taking on large amounts of verbal abuse. When a "groff" latches on with a group, it is nearly impossible to shake them from it.

"Awww shit.... that fuckin' groff just showed up"
"What the fuck is groff doing here?"
"Who told groff about the party?"

by Bobby Light August 6, 2007

goffa

Derogatory. A mentally handicapped person, a retard.

Possibly derived from the name of Heol Goffa 'Special' School in Llanelli, South Wales, however its use has spread much further afield.

Its use can be accompanied by a special hand gesture and jib to emphasise the point:
The jib is accomplished by placing your tongue in front of your bottom teeth and pushing your bottom lip outwards, and crossing your eyes.
The hand gesture consists simply of slapping the back of one limp hand with the other.

Person 1: Shit, I just locked my keys in the car.
Person 2: Hur hur, you goffa! *pulls face and slaps hand*

by Tom Long December 21, 2007

Goffa

spaz spastic retard

hahaha, you goffa (to colleague as he commits an act of idiocy)

by Pete November 24, 2003

Gorfing

Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.

So much gorfing, so little time.

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

girff

The tiny pieces of toilet paper stuck to arse after you have taken a shit.

He is such a girff, he follows me around all the time.

by Yunes February 18, 2008

Goffe

Typical emo teenager in Stockholm Sweden of the female gender. The male being called Grunthor Often found slashing her wrists or "playing the wrist violin" as it's also referred to. Camouflages her/himself in black since the daytime and sun is their natural enemy. Some purple, red, pink and striped varieties can also occur ocasionally. Manson is a hardcore yet typical goffe. On any given weekend night a typical stroll through any suburban park will yield the discovery of dozens sometimes more goffes and grunthors sitting in groups drinking lightbeer and slashing their wrists in synch with the dark repetitive music in their ipods.

Also a great and cheap way to dress for halloween themed parties since all you need is to rip your clothes and look depressed.

Feeling depressed? Wearing black? you're definately turning into a goffe.

Goffe is NOT a fashion statement. Its a way of life.

by Aussie_D January 16, 2009