Gob-Job

A blob in where the giver sucks cocaine off of the receivers erect willy. Originating from the YouTuber Goblin who is most known for his “cocaine chronicles” series of story time videos

“Damn she gave me the gob-job after picking up that gram last night”
“That’s bussin G”

by Mel_Strange November 29, 2020

Jigger Gobs

A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe work that is usually of a temporary nature in this relatively new "gig economy", thus allowing companies to avoid the associated obligation, liability & costs of hiring employees.

"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"

"Just go online and take some Jigger Gobs."

OR:

"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"

"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Gobs. Yo!"

by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 19, 2023

gib gob

to suck the gob

"hey, he suck gob lmao"
gib gob: to sucketh thy gobeth

by niggeragua32 April 15, 2021

Gob a smoggle

react in a scared or surprised way

"When that possum jumped out, I gobbed a smoggle!"

"You always gob a smoggle when a bird flies too close to you."

by what am i doing here. September 27, 2024

fuck gob day

we all hate generic object battle its so gross!!! so hate it. happens any day

"wanna hate gob today man?" "YES YES!!!" "i love fuck gob day."

by gob fan. December 20, 2022

gobbing

a new craze beginning from planking and batmaning but instead placing a foreign object into your mouth that is unlikely to fit for the LOL's.

OMG she has 10 spoons in her mouth! Oh yeah, she's gobbing.

by eleanor111111111111111 October 8, 2011

Gob-Slap

To get your shit rocked by a Goblin's palm

"Damn dude, my 5th level Paladin got totally gob-slapped by the Goblin Monk."

by rambozotheclown October 11, 2019