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german snowstorm

The process of ripping out some of ur pubes and sprinkling them onto someones head
"I just gave my brother the german snowstorm"
by BBBallA10 February 6, 2007
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German Sanchez

When a man takes out his penis after anal sex and then dabs his feces covered Steele Johnson on the woman's upper lips leaving her with a Hitler Mustache
Krieg: how was your night with Sam last night?
Zieg: great dude, I gave her a German Sanchez.

Krieg: oh, dude you know she is Jewish right?
Zieg: whoops
by Bobrossislove August 8, 2016
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german kissing

An aggressive rough expression of affection in which participants attack each other's mouths with their tongues.
Too much german kissing can trigger lockjaw.
by Brotogé September 15, 2016
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German Purity Law of 1516

The world's oldest continually valid food and drink regulation. The reason for the law was to assure that valuable bread cereals would be used for beer brewing.

The actual Purity Law is a result of the Bavarian Duke, Wilhelm IV. He instated the law at the Ingolstadt Parliament in 1516. The reason to institute such a law was mainly the quality of "Beers" at that time. At that time, spices used were fruits, herbs, weeds such as anis, myrtle, oak leaves, ivy (poisonous), along with the poisonous seeds of herbstzeitlosen, raspberries, elderberry, caraway, lavender, dandelion, bay leaves, balm, mint, nutmeg, cherry leaves, plums, rose leaves, rosemary, wild rosemary, schluessel flowers, juniper berries, and lemon were normally used for brewing. Thereby, there were certain reasons for these uses. As an example, some ingredients were used as a substitute for hops, others for the intoxicating effect, others to extend the shelf life. It is easy to see that beers at that time had little to do with what we know today as beer.
Thank goodness for the German Purity Law of 1516. If not beer would taste like crap and we would die of food poisoning.
by Diane aka the BITCH July 26, 2005
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German Rager

A cla$$y get together....euro style. Arrive in bold prints, neon colors donned with metallic party hats. Techno music is a must (Disco Pogo has to be played 3 times). Quality German beer and hard liquor (break out the classiest bubbly you have) are neccessities for a true rager.
Effy: Guten Tag, Katarina. German Rager tonight?

Katarina: Na ja, at the Disko! I got new floral leggings at H&M, a bauble skirt, fake glasses, and a neon tank up. SO ready to rage!

Effy: Don't forget your party hat!
by effy&&&&katarina January 16, 2011
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Germaboo

A non-German person, by culture, who is obsessed with German culture and ideals. Germaboo.
Germanboo's shout sieg heil when they feel threatened. Germaboo.
by TheDarKnight57 June 17, 2016
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german gaspedal

pulling someone towards you and kicking them in the nuts, HARD.
While in the hallway talking to my girlfriend Mark booked me, I then decided to turn around and give the bastard a german gaspedal.
by quiefer April 12, 2008
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