A woman—typically between the ages of 25-55—that hangs corny, generic signs throughout her house that read "GATHER" or "BLESS THIS HOUSE" or "LOVE NEVER FAILS" etc. These signs are procured from stores like Kirkland's, Bed Bath & Beyond, and Target.
This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.
This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.
*Leaves cousin's housewarming party in Round Rock, TX
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."
by cre8ivusername April 13, 2021
Get the gather girlmug. An event where you have to interact with your weird cousins, where you're grandma still doesn't get that your aunt is dating ''friend'' Claire and when they disappear to another room they ain't knitting, and you're Uncle Terry likes to get drunk and tell you how the Royal Family are Reptilians and 9/11 was an inside job.
Michel: Hey Will, wanna come over this weekend?
Will: Sorry, can't, I have to go to a family gathering
Michel: OK, how many tabs are you gonna need?
Will: Twelve
Will: Sorry, can't, I have to go to a family gathering
Michel: OK, how many tabs are you gonna need?
Will: Twelve
by Big, Big, Martian November 30, 2022
Get the Family Gatheringmug. by Deadpool9703 February 4, 2021
Get the cum gatheringmug. When I checked on my roommate, their room had several crap-gathering points consisting of dirty plates and bowls; their filthy clothes; and empty soda cans.
by anonymous June 13, 2021
Get the Crap-gathering pointmug. A more biblical term for a church service. At churches with “gatherings”, you can get in trouble for using the wrong term.
Uneducated church member: “What service do you go to, 9:30 or 11?“
Educated member: “You mean ‘Gathering’.”
Guest: “What’s a Gathering?”
Educated member: “It just means church service.”
Educated member: “You mean ‘Gathering’.”
Guest: “What’s a Gathering?”
Educated member: “It just means church service.”
by Churcheducator June 19, 2020
Get the Gatheringmug. 1. (Verb) The act of surrounding yourself with like-minded individuals in order to perpetuate a social echo chamber
2. (Verb) Going out of your way to only state popular opinions in order to create a positive opinion of yourself
3. (Noun) A group or assembly of like-minded individuals that meets in order to discuss a topic in which no new ideas are shared, just the same well-liked topics
2. (Verb) Going out of your way to only state popular opinions in order to create a positive opinion of yourself
3. (Noun) A group or assembly of like-minded individuals that meets in order to discuss a topic in which no new ideas are shared, just the same well-liked topics
1. Jessica has a habit of yes-gathering the other soccer moms in order to lure them into a similar antivaxxer lifestyle.
2. The candidate, being relatively new to the local politics, could be frequently found yes-gathering with the wealthier citizens.
3. They didn't even know why they kept coming to the book-club meetings anymore; it always turned into a yes-gathering about the author's take on the Great Depression.
2. The candidate, being relatively new to the local politics, could be frequently found yes-gathering with the wealthier citizens.
3. They didn't even know why they kept coming to the book-club meetings anymore; it always turned into a yes-gathering about the author's take on the Great Depression.
by thetealord August 16, 2025
Get the yes-gatheringmug. by theduchy September 4, 2017
Get the should we gather for whishey and cigas tonightmug.