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gathering orange blossoms

(aka picking orange blossoms)

1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”

The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.
1. “Ron is out to go gathering orange blossoms.”

2. “Go pick your orange blossoms!”
by KungFuLambda September 5, 2022
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gather girl

A woman—typically between the ages of 25-55—that hangs corny, generic signs throughout her house that read "GATHER" or "BLESS THIS HOUSE" or "LOVE NEVER FAILS" etc. These signs are procured from stores like Kirkland's, Bed Bath & Beyond, and Target.

This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.
*Leaves cousin's housewarming party in Round Rock, TX
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."
by cre8ivusername April 13, 2021
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Hunter-gatherer

What to call someone who is ✨slaying, cooking, serving, and eating ✨
Girl, you’re, like, such a hunter-gatherer! ✨
by Eaten Baguette June 11, 2025
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Cunt Gathering

An event where the only person engaged with the music is the DJ or band, while the audience chooses to film the experience instead of being fully present in the moment.
Went to this weird club last night where the cringy DJs were the only people dancing. Everybody was on their phone, no vibe, souless atmosphere, a total cunt gathering.
by Joe Smiff October 17, 2024
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Gatherer

Gatherer is a sub-species of the name "Hunter".
Unlike hunter, Gatherer is a sissy and a soy-boy. He has one redeeming quality: He's good with animals, and by extension of that he is vegan. (Hence the name "Gatherer")
Todd: What's that dude's name?
Roger: Hunter
Todd: Looks more like a Gatherer to me
by the indus river valley November 13, 2021
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hunt or gather women or fish

A mistaken line said in the trailer for an Xbox game, meant to be would you rather hunt or gather berries or fish
1. Discover, Explore, would YOU rather hunt or gather women or fish?
by Rey mysterifaggot March 1, 2016
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previval gathering

A "prior to da scheduled shindig" where da festival's directors and participants get together to set everything up and discuss/arrange da events, scheduling, and other necessary logistics.
Just as arriving an hour early and taking a stroll around to leisurely check out all of da floats and displays dat are sitting in line to be in a parade can be equally --- or sometimes even more --- enjoyable than watching da parade itself, attending a previval gathering can also be a total blast, just as da actual hoot 'n' holler dat's being prepared for will conceivably be --- in both examples, you not only get to see everything up-close and thus notice and savor more of da subtle details, but you also are able to meet all of da jovial folks who are running da various attractions, and might even get cordially invited to join one or more of them once da show starts if they see dat you have a particular interest in da subject-matter and/or special capabilities dat they can utilize in their presentations. Plus in any case, of course, you may likely be able to help a few of da fairground-folks to set up some of their displays, which can gain you brownie-points wif them for future networking purposes, and possibly also create some new friendship along da way.
by QuacksO April 28, 2025
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