Big fat girthy brain

Why should anyone listen to me? Well, it's that long hard monster brain of mine. That's reason enough. Isn't it?

Hym "Don't you know? Can't you tell!? The size of things dictates our behavior round here. See, the fact that I got this big fat girthy brain means that all the academics should be just a-clamoring to listen to me. And they're right to do it too cus if you're going to listen to anybody it should be somone with a big ole brain."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2023

narfle the garthog

to suck the big one

life really narfles the garthog

by poverty sucks April 30, 2004

narfel the garthok

To suck a penis, give a blowjob, perform a BJ

I got my Girl friend to narfel the garthok last night

by John426 May 28, 2008

garth mongrel

half up, mongrel, half mast, semi, drooper
When a male organ(penis) is half erect, not completely hard

I tried to have sex last night, but I was so drunk/munted, all I could manage was a garth mongrel!!

by big godzirra May 16, 2008

narfle the garthok

To just lie around doing nothing in a hospital bed after being mentally or neurologically damaged beyond repair. Mentally or functionally FUBAR.

Narfle the Garthok:

That head injury over in bed 6, on the ventilator now, after he swan dived off the building onto is face, is seriously narfling the garthok.

by Sebastian Trump October 7, 2010

Garthantuo

a longer version of the name garth.

hi my name is garthantuo. but you can call me garth for short :D

by vagsaurustotherex November 4, 2010

garthamlock

The arsehole of Glasgow where even the rats don't stray too far from home for fear of getting robbed by some skaghead.

Garthamlock? Fuck going there!

by Mightyswan November 4, 2015