FUBAR Fountain of Fun

The act of inserting the neck of a bottle of beer into a woman's vagina, and then shaking the bottle. The resulting reaction of removing the bottle will cause the beer to spray all over the place - resulting in the FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) Fountain of Fun.

Dude, me and Toby were FUBAR last night, and then we did a FUBAR Fountain of Fun with your mom!

by Zief May 4, 2008

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FUBAR-Dick

When one is FUBAR'ed (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) and cannot "get it up."

Much like Whiskey Dick.

DUDE 1: Man I ended up at her place, but was FUBAR'ed so when it came time to do the deed I couldn't even get it up.

DUDE 2: Sounds like FUBAR-Dick man, that sucks

by Fübahrt December 27, 2010

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fubar<fucked up beyond recognition>

fucked up beyond all recognition is an expression to stress the fact that there cannot be an upper limit to being fucked up.
excessive fucking makes a pussy look like something it is not supposed to. In the extreme cases one may even fail to recognize it. The above expression is directly derived from this fact.

I am fubar<fucked up beyond recognition> in my thesis.

by Santabanta ka dost April 29, 2008

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fubar

fubar - F.U.B.A.R. --- fucked up beyond any reasoning

fubar - F.U.B.A.R.

A horrible thing that is a situation that can no longer be fixed, it is what it is. You can experience it, try to ride it out and hope you live to tell the tale.

Wars are fubar, the Trump administration is fubar, and many politicians make fubar statements and pass fubar laws.

The quote from the movie Wedding Crashers is an great example of fubarism.
" You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"

by Macavilli April 23, 2018

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