by MunaGillani September 18, 2014
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Someone who walks with their arms out to the side to make themselves appear harder, while in reality, showing off what a tiny dick they have.
A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet
A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet
by 123rodney123 November 12, 2018
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Get the flitter fart mug.To curl off a fine turd whilst masturbating furiously, enjoying the muscle contractions of both orgasm and the secretion of said turd. A particular favourite of desperate scat porn fanatics or businessmen whom cannot find the free time to execute both acts separately.
"I'm gagging to go and empty my bowels, but what to do about this frighteningly pesky semi old chap?"
"Flitter botty?"
"Great idea old sport! Perhaps we could play cricket after?"
"Only if you wipe Rupert!"
"Flitter botty?"
"Great idea old sport! Perhaps we could play cricket after?"
"Only if you wipe Rupert!"
by Third-nipple-joe November 1, 2009
Get the Flitter Botty mug.A jerk, a complete jerk to be exact. A little more precisely someone who says they'll do something sometime late morning, but don't turn up till late afternoon next Tuesday.
by DarthInsinuate September 22, 2005
Get the carpet fitter mug.A knuckle dragging person, who isn’t really bright and uses very large spanners and big hammers to undo nuts and bolts. They generally do a 4 year apprenticeship, which consist of 2 year learning how the undo the bolt, then the next 2 years learning how to do it up. Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey.
Some say they are Electricians with there brains removed.
They can’t spell refrigerator, but have been know to throw one.
There work uniform consists of a tutu, thong, painted nails and sometimes make-up, a drag queens version of a tradesperson.
They are also know for there very catty teenage girl like jealousy of Electricians, who are know to be the King of trades and fitters are at the bottom of ladder, in the trade world.
Fitter - A Spanner monkey that takes along time to learn anything.
Some say they are Electricians with there brains removed.
They can’t spell refrigerator, but have been know to throw one.
There work uniform consists of a tutu, thong, painted nails and sometimes make-up, a drag queens version of a tradesperson.
They are also know for there very catty teenage girl like jealousy of Electricians, who are know to be the King of trades and fitters are at the bottom of ladder, in the trade world.
Fitter - A Spanner monkey that takes along time to learn anything.
Fitter - spanner monkey, that is a slow learner.
by Glenn Radford February 27, 2021
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