freak for the squeak

A phrase used to describe canine behavior, especially in toy breeds during an encounter with a squeaky dog toy. Symptoms includes severe anxiety, shaking, hopping, and running in circles. Although this behavior is seen in dogs not affected by the disorder, symptoms in dogs who are affected are much more severe in nature. Later stages of this disorder manifests itself in total obsession and compulsion with the source of the squeak noise. These dogs may be of danger to themselves or others, especially those who attempt to intervene.

My miniature pincher is a "freak for the squeak."

by DiiMystic May 19, 2009

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Firedad

When neither of your moms are technically male and through your knowledge of the genetic necessity of a sperm requirement for you to exist, you determine through statistical probabilities that your dad is most likely a firefighter. Then you become a model and search worldwide for your firedad.

“Hey Noel! Is that your firedad?”

“No, I still haven’t found him.”

by 18-01 June 9, 2018

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Falling Freak

One of those lunatics who thinks that skydiving or base jumping or bungee jumping or any other sort of "falling-to-your-death-but-not-really" activity is cool.

Hey, let's go down to the bridge and untie the Falling Freaks when they jump off!

I don't hate Falling Freaks; I just don't like scraping them off of my driveway.

by Tha Pyngwyn August 8, 2005

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