Fastard

An incredibly stupid person who must be suffering from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (F.A.S) and is also a retard.

That guy was so stupid, he's a real fastard!

by kmort April 10, 2007

Fastard

Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.

E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.

Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!

by PrezMeister September 6, 2007

frattard

n. a fucktard who is also a member of a fraternity on a college campus

I hated living in that dorm last year - it was full of frattards!

by Poo Flinging Monkey March 30, 2006

fratastic

A way to describe an act that is similar to something that may occur in a fraternity party or event. Must be rowdy, crude, awesome, and stupid enough to make sense. Everyone present must be in the process of blacking out on cheap beer and having a blast.

Beer bonging an entire Franzia wine bladder on a Monday night during finals week is fratastic.

by Valerie and Justin March 25, 2008

fratastic

being overly frat-boy like (i.e. doing keg-stands before the keg is nearly tapped)

Jeff is way fratastic tonight. He's already pissed in 3 parking lots.

by oumartini February 4, 2003

fratass

A fun word to call fat assholes who gave their soul to a frat in hopes of friendship.

Me: "Raphael you're such a fratass!"
Raphael: "The Omega-mega-mega's accept me, who accepts you?"
Me: "Ur mom!"

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 29, 2007

frantastic

like fantastic, but even better. can only be said by someone called fran, frances, francesca etc.

Christine: wow, Fran taste this new drink i found, its called 'surprisingly fran'
Fran: oh my god, that is frantastic! it tastes so good!

by surprisingly fran July 16, 2008