Frankenstein Handjob

A Frankenstein handjob is where u take jumper cables and attach them to the base of ur penis. U then prepare hedge cutters and place ur penis right where it cuts. When your about to climax u turn on the charge from the cables then chop of ur penis. After the chop u should be cumming out of the remaining stump of ur penis while the cut part flails around on the ground like a lizard tail. When ur done u sow ur penis back on and continue until satisfied.

Person 1: Man my penis is throbbing
Person 2: is it from the Frankenstein handjob?
Person 3: yeah my scissors were dull, also don’t go above 3000 volts, u can’t feel it after that

by Vietkong12309 May 7, 2024

Frankenstein

to frankenstein (verb):
The act of creating something from various, mismatched pieces.

I had to frankenstein this report together from information contained in 18 other spreadsheets.

by KeepRiversClean April 18, 2018

Frankenstein website

A website created from codes or features belonging to different websites, it is usually done by a website trying to stay competitive but lacks enough innovation and creativity to create own ideas or code.

Facebook has become a Frankenstein website.

by potenifico April 21, 2021

Frankenstein bike

A bike made from hella different kind of components. You can see a Giant frame, with a set of god knows what kind of shifter and derailleur, maybe the front has a hydraulic brake or maybe it has a mechanical brake. What ever parts were used were probably taken from another beat up bike.

When all is said and done you have a frankenstein bike.

Dang check out that whip, what kinda bike is that?

No, idea it’s considered a Frankenstein bike. Made up of so many different components/brands. All I know is that it rides sick, brahhhh.

by Matej91 October 22, 2020

Frankenstein Zone

A term used to describe the size of a man's penis without having to give specific details. Being "in the Frankenstein zone" means you are at well above average. (8-10 inches)
The name comes from the Frankenstein monster who is very large compared to a person, and proportionally would have a very large member.
See also the Happy Zone and the Outrageous Zone.

I must say, I didn't think Greg would have a very large penis seeing as he is asian, but I was shocked to find him in the Frankenstein Zone.

by GregiPop April 17, 2011

frankenstein coma

When a person is sleeping deeply with all limbs stiff, and does not move for a long time.

My brother is looking like Frankenstein, i'll try to wake him up.
I'm going to go home and fall into a Frankenstein coma!!!

by urbanman112233 January 31, 2014

Frankenstein

An invention, creation, or idea which quickly spins out of control and becomes a disaster.

That new computer program turned into a real Frankenstein.

by geinman June 13, 2013