band flu

A deadly disease spread only amongst marching band members

The entire tuba section is sick; the band flu is spreading.

by Sensei Ramen October 03, 2017

Nut Flu

Any condition that directly impacts the overall health and well-being of ones testicles. Symptoms include sensation of severe blue balls but it’s most likely fatal.

No homo bro, but did you hear about my homie’s balls?

Yeah, he got the Nut Flu.

by Professor Nuts October 21, 2019

zombie flu

When you have the flu or a cold that is so bad you feel like the walking dead.

I didn't have a 24-hour bug, I had Zombie Flu.

by AnnieBanannie April 06, 2014

Coast of the flu

When you're right on the edge of a sickness like the flu, and can feel the symptoms coming on.

"Man, I just know I'm at the coast of the flu."

by Certainly not Dave October 19, 2018

bottle flu

When you are so hungover or drunk from the night before that you have to call in sick for work

John must be out with the bottle flu today

by Jake Snaker January 11, 2017

Swalign Flu

a type of flu that's associated with owning 1 or more Align RC helicopters. This flu is very prevalent in the RC community.

I had to get a swalign flu shot today, DR said I had to many Align helicopters

by barnrat February 22, 2010

fest flu

The flu you get after a festival.
Includes excessive coughing, runny nose, sore throat, exhaustion, sneezing and losing your voice

Miya: *Coughing and sneezing* I'm so sick after reading/leeds
Tom: You got fest flu

by m✨ August 26, 2019