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Sex flu

The male shoots a cumshot into a girl’s nostril. This way, the girl will have a runny nose from the dripping cum and will feel like she is sick from the distance of the shot.
Sorry I’m late I had to blow my nose after my boyfriend gave me the sex flu”
by Slydog11 December 20, 2019
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Nut Flu

Any condition that directly impacts the overall health and well-being of ones testicles. Symptoms include sensation of severe blue balls but it’s most likely fatal.
No homo bro, but did you hear about my homie’s balls?

Yeah, he got the Nut Flu.
by Professor Nuts October 21, 2019
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LAN Flu

When you come back from a LAN party/gaming event and you get flu-like

symptoms from being around other dirty gamers for a whole weekend
Guy A: "Duude I'm feeling a little under the weather."

Guy B: "why?"

Guy A: Just came back from an MLG event...."

Guy B: "Ahh... must be the LAN Flu ."
by derppy November 25, 2013
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Vegas Flu

The sickness you come down with while in Vegas because you’re partying way too hard. Rumored to effect away hockey teams coming to visit the Vegas Golden Knights. Even the most professional hockey players enjoy their vices.
Earlier in the season, the Winnipeg Jets opted to arrive in Vegas a full three days before their game with the Golden Knights. All Jets players caught the Vegas flu and come gameday they were crushed 5-2.

"When we go into a city, we have a routine. Get in. Put your stuff down. Change. Go to dinner. Hang out with the guys. Come back. Watch some TV. But here, there are a few more things to do. Maybe you do some little thing that just throws your clock off. It doesn't take much. And we'll take anything that throws you off of your game." - Nate Schmidt, VGK Defenseman
by Reginlief June 9, 2018
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Coast of the flu

When you're right on the edge of a sickness like the flu, and can feel the symptoms coming on.
"Man, I just know I'm at the coast of the flu."
by Certainly not Dave October 19, 2018
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Bat Flu

The bat influenza; originated in the Andes Mountain. It comes from bats and it resembles the common human flu in early stages but if gone untreated can be deadly. Sadly, there is not yet a cure. It is rumored to turn you into a vampire, instead of death, if gone untreated.
OMG, Linda was just in Mongola! I heard she got the bat flu.
by Dr. Vanhlouzinfubenhous July 30, 2009
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bottle flu

When you are so hungover or drunk from the night before that you have to call in sick for work
John must be out with the bottle flu today
by Jake Snaker January 11, 2017
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