flonderpuss

A dense individual who, upon contact with a promising sexual opportunity, decides to play video games instead of receiving voluptuous sensual pleasures.

"Hornswoggly Bill was a flonderpuss. He was found at his house jerking it to Battletoads."

by TheStreetsofCleone September 21, 2009

Flondon

Flondon Is a place Between Florida And London many home skillets live in Flondon. If you live in Flondan You Are a Flondorian.

"Hey Im hungrey as a nizzle"

"aight lets go to flondon Dawg"

"Fo' shnitzal mah pretezal "

"Where do you live"

"oh in Flondon"

"Wheres That..." :s

by PintsizeAx3 March 12, 2011

Morning flood

When the woman wakes up from where she was sleeping and she's covered in her own ejaculate.

I woke up one day and I had a morning flood.

by Nathan Crazy Legs Peterson December 17, 2008

Eileen Flood

Its a typical name for a girl who is Irish and Puerto Rican. A smart girl who is very artistic. This making her liked by all and a good role model.

She is sooo an Eileen Flood and those are rare these days.

by chris_EPIC January 1, 2012

flid

A widely used insult in England, i dont know about America its probably there too. It is quite an extreme insult, most people dont like it (obviously), means spasticated or retarded.
It comes from the German drug that was used in the 60's to help calm the side effects of pregnancy, but sometimes caused physical abnormalities in the baby. A flid is actually originally a person with no arms and legs.

You run like a flid!
Ahhh flid! oh wait you have arms and legs..

by Will B April 26, 2005

Flood City

Johnstown, Pennsylvania. It's called flood city because it got raped by 3 different floods, one in 1889, 1936, 1977, and a bunch of little ones that don't count that much. Everyone gets gas from Sheetz, as well.

Flood City is teh shit, even though everyone is dirty and on crack. Feh sheez!

by against randall March 23, 2007

flodus

someone who is a huge ugly whore that no one likes. they normally sleep with everyone when they are only in fifth grade. they usually have white hair at a young age and have a strange shaped ass.

Michelle: OMG, did you see ali wynn today? ewww!
Kelly: Trust me i know, uhh what a flodus!!

by picklesworth123 August 11, 2009