Dank flies

what you call flies when they flyin in your face tryin to eat at your dank XD

Ted: yo man I think Im like trippin balls dude, I keep seeing flies in my face.

Tod: nah that's just a bitch ass dankfly, we don't worry bout them dank flies they cant get at your shit man just keep smokin.

Ted: man im dealin with some troubles man all this test stress man...

Tod: alright man talk to me about it..

(shit got too emotional)

by thebuttholewrangler January 3, 2014

fli-flops

The rigorous training process undertaken by show fleas before they venture out into the world and join the flea circus.

"Jeremiah, did you practice your fli-flops today? If you don't make it into the circus, we're sending you to college!"
"Yes Mom, quit bugging me. And please don't threaten me like that, parents that bury their children in debt are terrible people."

by turbopony December 14, 2013

Flied

When niggas trippin so bad they become a fly flying

My nig u couldn’t get here if you flied.

by Flyguy88888888 May 15, 2022

Flied

past tense of "fly" if your fingers find the spelling pretty

time flied by when walking in the rain

by trespassa90 August 21, 2022

ice skating rink for flies

common phrase used to describe a bald head.

Bob's bald head is not a solar panel for a sex machine, it's more like an ice skating rink for flies.

by WVGrizMan69 December 19, 2016

Being flied

When a person is being by an accesive amount flies

There is so many flies buzzing around my head, i thought i was being flied

by Imtlignent peron July 14, 2019

flied

only an idiot would say this

"i flied over a country" "its flew idiot"

by "flied" May 19, 2022