Flerf

1. A person that cannot understand how science works; also known as a flat earther.

2. An unbelievably stupid person, most likely named Randal, that is a closet narcissist and most likely eats babies and children.

"I had a conversation with a co-worker today, and I tried explaining that it's literally impossible to see curvature with the human eye and that's when I realized they're a flerf."

by themizzan February 3, 2023

Flurf

A flavorful fucking of sorts. To be flavorfully fucked. Clearly being fucked or fucked up but still maintaining a degree to style and/or elegance.

Did you see Leish last night in the corner of the bar? She was utterly flurfed. What a vibe.

by franky money March 27, 2023

Flurf

Farting with one's cock (penis)
Cockfarting

"Dude, I think Jerry just had a Flurf, I can smell it from here."

by Chef X May 20, 2023

flerf herder

A person who attempts to educate (or sometimes troll) people on social media who believe that the Earth is flat (see: flerf).

Brandon is an accomplished flerf herder who can debunk any flat Earth evidence.

by CallMeEOnly June 23, 2023

flurfee

When you fart during orgasm

Yeah, I just flurfee’d. So?

by Flurf July 11, 2023

flurfy flurf

When you hair has too much flurfy it turns to a flurf

Travis forgot his morning hair routine so now he has a flurfy flurf

by T Crazy July 29, 2023

Flerf

Flerf (verb)
Pronunciation: /flərf/
Definition: To flee or abscond swiftly; to escape or run away, often in a hasty or sudden manner.

Example:
"As the storm grew more intense, they had no choice but to flerf from the collapsing building"

by ThePhage August 25, 2024