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A person who believes that the Earth is flat.
It doesn't surprise me that Tila Tequila is a flerf.
by Tibadeau September 12, 2016
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A person who believes that the earth is flat.
Flerf's are literally the dumbest people on the planet.
by Tibadeau October 10, 2016
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to use one's face as a toilet
I flerfed all over Nick Eyer.
Steven got a lap dance from a stripper and she flerfed all over him!
by mathew longshanks March 25, 2008
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The pysop that is, Flat Earth.
''..there's no proof of flerf..''
by fannylancer May 13, 2018
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The name for cotton remnants that become wedged in your anal crevasse after wearing boxer shorts, or some other sort of undergarment.
Bob: "Why are you taking so long in there? I gots to make some clay!"
Jeff: " I'll be another few minutes, my Joe Boxers left a 10-footer of flerf in my ass!"
by Gnarltar August 08, 2009
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A person who is incapable of incorporating evidence or reasoning which either falsifies the flat-earth conjecture or validates the conventional model; a flat earth believer.
I showed him photographs of the New Orleans Causeway curving over the horizon, but the flerf called them fake.
by @skeptropolis April 18, 2018
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