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Fleshlight

Shaped like a flashlight, feels like vagina, and you put your penis in it.
"Hey man, can i borroe your fleshlight? I can't find mine and haven't gotten off in weeks."
by Dj Chop February 7, 2018
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Flesh Mitten

A vagina, usually used when conditions outside are freezing, you put the vagina over the penis to warm it up
Danielle, if you want rides every morning because your car cant handle snow, your gonna have to put a flesh mitten on my penis in return.
by Matthew Gordon October 16, 2007
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clam flesh

flesh of the vagina
Luke: so how did it go last night with Amy
Dion: good, i licked her clam flesh raw!
Luke: god dion, thats such a horrible word to call it!
by LmOron February 6, 2012
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Flathead

A V8 engine design produced by the Ford Motor Company.
It was introduced in 1932, and was used in automobiles until the 1954 model year. In the thirties, gangsters such as Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow favored Fords powered by Flatheads, since they tended to be quicker than most cars of the time, they made great getaway vehicles.

It has also known that John Dillinger even wrote Henry Ford, praising his powerful Flathead V8, and thanked him for a designing quick getaway car.

The engine was also popular among moonshiners well into the 40s and early fifties.

The engine was also popular with hotrodders of the era, as well as today's hotrodders.
My 1940 Ford Coupe is powered by a Flathead V8.
by angry chocolate. September 9, 2010
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Fleshghost

Used to describe someone who has come back after a long period of abscence, almost as if they were dead.
Mitch, you were gone so long that we thought you were dead. I guess you just became a fleshghost.
by Lord Ademu October 9, 2006
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Mexican Fleshlight

The sexual act of penetrating a ground beef burrito to simulate anal sex. The beef burrito best reprisents anal sex due to the shape of the bottom of a burrito, and the ground beef inside which feels like feces.
I've been so lonely since Katrina dumped me. she was the only girl who would let me have anal sex with her. Last night I was soo lonely i fucked a mexican fleshlight
by EmCeeGeever July 10, 2010
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flesh tampon

A penis, which is commonly used for sexual encounters and clogging the vagina.
Lauren craves the flesh tampon daily, no hourly, no minutely, wait secondly.
by lauren and sarah... and kristin September 30, 2006
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