feeding the ducks

Pulling your plonker with emphasis on the forward stroke.

Stuart: "I caught Joey having a wank on the couch last night."

Jeff: "Was he spanking the monkey or feeding the ducks"

by Galuscio July 1, 2011

k-feding

To do nothing in a dirty, white, wife beater.

As in "what have you been up to?"
"I spent the afternoon k-feding"

by licorice July 28, 2008

breast feeding

when women take out their boobs and let you suck milk out of them.

bob was breast feeding in a mall

by sum guy222 May 4, 2010

Fleming

When a guy is wearing a condom and pulls out, right before he gets off, takes off the condom and ejaculates on a woman's stomach.

"The sex wasn't that good, he pulled a Fleming"

by mondaymorning January 22, 2010

Ellis-Fleming

Only 6 people in Britain exist with this name. It is the combination of 'Ellis' and 'Fleming', created in the union of Michael Fleming and Suzan Ellis in the year 1999. And its fookin awesome. You should be proud to hold this name, and see it as your duty to spawn its future in marital ceremonies and dirty romps in the bedroom.

"My name is Jon Ellis-Fleming"
"I banged an Ellis-Fleming last night, and it was good!"
"Yeah I hear the eldest of the sons is a sex god (see: Jon)"

"Theres a little Ellis-Fleming on the way!"

by Jon0774 May 19, 2009

slimy ass bottom feeding sack chasing hoe

A slimy ass bottom feeding sack chasing hoe is almost exactly what it sounds like with a few more bad habits, mostly female in gender they will look into your families eyes and lie about anything and then tell you something completely different. They usually have very bad hygiene and will suck a giant bag of genitals for any amount of meth and definitely steals from her family and wouldn't hesitate to steal your shit..

Hey bro that's that tweaking dirty slimy ass bottom feeding sack chasing hoe that broke in and jacked your bluray player and then tried to sell it back to me isn't her name creepy crotch?

by TheGoSpeL February 3, 2014

feeding the hermit crab

a paticularly stinky chore, especially if you haven't cleaned the cage in a while.

dad:get to feeding the hermit crab!
Kid: eeewww is that crab poop? I didnt know crabs pooped....yuck!

by Lei Lei January 11, 2009