Poop Flakes

Airborn fecal matter expelled during flatulation.

"Dude! You just got Poop Flakes in my eye!"

by The Mystery Gang March 25, 2009

Freak Flake

ever have that chick that says everything you want to hear in a text but then she acts like she doesn't remember saying it when the time comes.....yea that bitch is a FREAK FLAKE!!!

Me: Aye Baby You Whatcha Wanna Do?
Her: I Wanna Lick It Till It Shines!
Me: So Lets Hang Tomorrow

Next Day...

Me: Lets Do It Baby
Her: Oh I Was Just Joking Im Not Like That!
Me: You FREAK FLAKE -__-

by BasedMuffin September 5, 2011

Flake out

Verb: To cancel previously agreed upon plans last minute, or simply not show up

Noun: the act of flaking out

-so remember that hot girl with half her tits showing from the bar, I was going to have dinner with her last night but the bitch flaked out.

-hot girls are flake outs as a general rule, it's supply and demand man.

by s. mooth criminal October 31, 2008

flakey

adj.,to be unreliable, and/or absent-minded, flighty, fickle. Generally unresponsible.

Bob said he'd bring beer and instead he invited his friends who brought no beer.And he used to be into punk and now he likes disco. Dude is totally flakey.

by roger February 5, 2004

flakecast

The projected probability that someone will show up to a pre-planned event, usually expressed as a percentage.

Michelle: Are you going to Shochu Tuesday tonight?

Milo: Yeah prolly. Ill give you a flakecast of 70%... If I don't go it's because I've been drinking all weekend and my liver needs a rest.

by sydeburn May 26, 2009

flake

Top quality cocaine.

Oh wow! Scored some boss flake last night! Me nose feels like me bird was burning me nostrils with a lighter when I was asleep.

by Daniella Westbrook March 30, 2016

flake snake

flake When a person is shady, flakey and especially slithery. They often ditch loved ones to roll around in their own slime and other selfish things. A flake snake usually denied their behavior or offers a dramatic eye roll when confronted. Truly the worst.

Bryce is such a flake snake for saying he would go out tonight but instead he stayed home to practice drag makeup. UGH.

by electraspicexoxo September 21, 2018