french fries

The American word for "Pommes Frites" - a Belgian side-dish consisting of deep-fried, finger-length pieces of potatoes, served hot and salted. Traditionally served to anything from Moule Marienere (clams) to Hamburgers.
Also known as chips in Britain and Australia, Pommes Strips, Belgian Fries, and more recently, Freedom Fries.

You want some more grease on your French Fries?

by Mefistofeles August 21, 2004

Garlic Fries

Penises evidently smell like Garlic Fries. It can usually be smelled after masturbating. However, the smell is gone after washing the of one's hands.

Parker: Do I smell Garlic Fries. I love Garlic Fries.

by anonymous111111111111122222111 January 9, 2009

freedom fries

1. A phrase made up by George W. Bush and his cronies to eradicate any mention of the nation of France from the US.
2. Part of the radical attempt to segregate the French from the world.
3. An idiotic expression

If Congress is stupid enough to turn French Fries into Freedom Fries, it is stupid enough to make these transformations:

Turkey -> Independence Bird
Peking Duck -> Democracy Duck
Guinea Pig -> Freedom Pig
Hamburgers -> Liberty Meat
World -> America
Inspections -> War
Statesmanship -> War
Diplomacy -> War
Peace -> War

by Not Proud to be an American April 23, 2003

firesquad

Often seen as the most painful and deadly sexual position. The act of putting lighter fluid on the penis, and pouring gasoline all over the woman's or man's body. You would then light the fluid on your penis and have anal sex with the gasoline covered person or persons.

"Dude, Jim and Lisa tried firesquadding last night and burned their house down"

"My sister died while trying to attempt the firesquad."

by CQman December 27, 2008

Firesafed

Whilst smoking a Fire Safe Cigarette, you fail to drag often enough and it extinguishes, often resulting in anger.

"Dang, I just got firesafed by my Marb Mild!"

by Schmitty_ June 7, 2009

fries before guys

The unwritten law that your fries (female friends) should always become before guys (male with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your fries when they feel you are becoming whipped.

Origin: "Bros before hoes" for female.

Erica: Jane, it's ladies night, remember to bring the wine.

Jane: Sorry I can't, Jack wants me to go to his place.

Erica: WTF, fries before guys, I will see you at 8.

Jane: Good call, see you at 8.

by paus hoe September 1, 2014

Freedom Fries

What French Fries were called in restaurants and snack bars run by the House of Representatives from 2003 to 2006, because France claimed that Iraq did not have WMD's.

I guess we will have to give up saying Freedom Fries because the French were right about no WMD's.

by quesondriac July 3, 2010