factory farming

Raising farm animals for human consumption solely for profit, without regard to humane farm practices, human and animal health concerns, environmental sustainability, or farm worker safety.

Before Wilbur was rescued from a factory farm he was kept with 19 other pigs in a tiny concrete pen without any access to the outdoors. His tail was cut off without anesthesia when he was just a little piglet and soon after he developed respiratory disease from the lack of clean, fresh air. The stench of feces and urine inside the factory was overwhelming, but it's all Wilbur knew. Being a normal pig, Wilbur is as smart as a dog or a three year old human, but he couldn't figure out how to free himself from factory farming. Lucky for him, some kind people rescued Wilbur and now he gets to live out the rest of his life on a beautiful farm with mud puddles to play in and grass to roll around on.

by Elaine Vigneault December 4, 2007

Straight Farming

The act of pwning someone in SSF4 (Super Street Fighter 4) while using Vega. This word arrived from a small town in Texas named Friona where 1 young mexican/spanior guy who lived in a trailer home with nothing else to do but to play games began saying this word after every win on xbox live.

Ulga:take that you flaming queer (playing as ryu)

Oscar:haha cant hit me (playing as Vega)

Ulga: Hadoken!!!!!

Oscar:too slow you nub nub
(Vega wins)
Oscar: come back after some practice noob, ha ha Straight Farming

Ulga:NOOO!..... damn farmers

by UltraCow June 11, 2010

farganate

1. (verb) When running back Justin Fargas runs for hard earned yards, bashing opposing defenses to pieces.
2. (verb) To bash someone very violently using your body weight

1. "Did you see that San Diego game? Fargas really farganated all over their defense!"
2. "You better shut up or I'm gonna farganate you through that window!"

by Keircules October 7, 2009

Farlangushi

Any overweight likable funnyman that spends their life quieting demons with a steady barrage of illegal drugs , normally ends in premature death. (far-lan-GEW-shee)

Its a shame Pete is a farlangushi. He is such a tremndous talent. What a waste.

by provider44 January 19, 2010

farming likes

To type something on a forum or comment section in an attempt to get a large amount of Likes.

You're just farming likes.

by frabrizio September 15, 2016

Fartanguaton

A robot monkey with severe gas.

Mary: Yo Bruce , I just gave that Fartanguaton some Gas-X!!!

Bruce: Stop messing with nature’s plan!!!

Mary: Don’t criticize me you jackass. He is made of metal.

Bruce: Your Gas-X has no effect on mail.

Mary: I said metal you idiot. I have no care about the insignificant life of some Fartanguaton!

Bruce: Your priorities are in order.

Mary: I have boobies.

by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018

Farmacy

Your weed provider

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeet, I'm finna go head out the farmacy and get this new strain called the holy ghost. You ain't never heard of that before huh?

by KJOMATIC January 3, 2019