Falatheist

An atheist that has learned latin words and philosophical fallacies and proceeds to

1) Use them in every single conversation, regardless of the audience
2) Call out others using them without understanding what they actually mean
3) Mention and be guilty of the same fallacy in the same conversation

Atheist #1: "Look, let me explain this to you again, as I've done before, but slower this time, your premises are flawed because..."

Falatheist: "HEY! That's a pretty disrespectful tone, typical Ad Hominem tactics!"

Atheist #1: "I don't want to get off topic, but that's not actually what Ad Hominem means, and I get the feeling that beneath your sesquipedalian loquaciousness you're the same kind of fundamentalist intent of winning arguments through Argumentum Verbosium, which is why you're points are probably not worth listening to.

Falatheist #1: Look who is a Falatheist now!

by Convlad July 24, 2011

fapathon

When finding that it took you countless amounts of porn videos to finally bust

Drinking solo at home makes you go on a fapathon with the whiskey dick.

by turtlosaurus May 8, 2015

national farah day

All farahs are appreciated

A day all farahs are appreciated on National Farah Day

by Awaken February 19, 2021

Farah Attack

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's stomach.

Good thing he pulled the Farah attack last night, or else she would have been pregnant.

by Eric Ruari MacGriogair January 10, 2009

Farthammer

Germanic, das fartzenheimer. Refers to an ancient Nordic practice in which warriors, on the eve of battle, would engage in a festival of beer, roasted meat, bowel manipulation, and vigorous anal sex to produce an astounding amount of pent up anal gasses (often combined with farticles) that would be hurled at the enemy during close combat. The Nordic warriors were usually so hung over that the noxious fumes had little effect on them. But, the enemy commonly succumbed to the fetid cloud.

After the party, Elwood woke up with a piercing headache in a strange room with his butt bleeding and ripped one so loud it could only be called a farthammer.

by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004

penny-farthing

running around in circles with a small person's legs clamped round your head screaming into her tuppence.

she charged me 30 dollars more for a penny-farthing.

by Cliff Richard January 3, 2005

Farth

When something is farther..but not quite.

I know it takes just as long to get to the other movie theater but it seems so farth

by skittlz October 18, 2008