Failsman

Failed Salesman

William is a Failsman because he can't sell shit

by thalbany February 13, 2015

Faisal Sami

He is just like Faisal Sallakh

I love Faisal Sami he is like Faisal Sallakh

by Trash camp doors October 27, 2019

Faistro

An older man who is suspiciously looking

You’re a faistro
Simon Roberts is a faistro

by Hotdaddy666 April 14, 2020

Faisusquad

Fans of a popular celebrity

We are faisusquad

by Zycra September 14, 2020

fassah

Take a walk. Said promptly after someone says "what?" usually after baiting the victim into the trap.

"Yo Sami, did you see what's on TV?"
"No, what?"
"Fassah bitch"

by lushdestroyer September 28, 2020

Morgan L. Fassbender

A superhuman creature known for its versatility in simultaneously narrating, swearing, and acting like an android.

Morgan L. Fassbender is so talented, he works with both Tarantino and Scorcese at the same time.

by kirupa February 15, 2014

failsuck

A phenomenon which occurs during the final stages of a bad situation (or failboat), failsuck is the tendency of a situation to consume huge quantities of time and resources before it is corrected, resolved or abandoned. Once a situation collapses under its own 'gravity of fail' it becomes a 'vortex of failsuck' that begins to consume all people, time, and resources in its vicinity.

John left the meeting, but was pulled back in when Steve suggested changing the contract, collapsing the meeting into a vortex of failsuck.

by vaeren April 25, 2009