the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire 

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.

jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010

Before You Exit

One of the best bands out there. Usually, if one does not listen to their music, you will die a cold hard death within 72 hours.

Before You Exit<3

Before You Exit by RebeccaMcDonough March 27, 2011

Non existing 

Communist slang for food

Yo, I want something that’s non existing

Non existing by Donald_nut July 7, 2018

Existatron 

noun; a person from your past that you haven't thought about in so long that when they come across your mind one day, for whatever reason, you question if they actually existed.

-You'll never guess who appeared in my dream last night. Taylor Moffit.
-Taylor Moffit? Damn. I forgot he even existed.
-I know, total existatron.

Existatron by We Are Jay June 7, 2011

exisely 

A portmanteau of the words 'Exactly' and 'Precisely'.

Bowie: So what you're trying to say, is that if the weather was any warmer we would actually stick to these seats?

Carlos: That is exisely what I'm saying.

exisely by Perched_92 November 23, 2014

Jonathan Silverman exit 

To be fired because you sent a email to a coworker about wanting to take a shit on someone's chest.

Modernized, but coined by the actor who told a director he would shit on him given a chance.

Steve knew he would have a tough time finding a job after last week's Jonathan Silverman exit.

Jonathan Silverman exit by world champ crapper May 27, 2010

exit post 

A post in a forum or on social media one uses to indicate they are leaving a group, thread, or discussion. Typically met with a roast of said person for making a spectacle vs leaving quietly.

A-Hey did you see Maria's post that she's leaving the group?
B-No I did not.
A-She got roasted pretty good for making an exit post.

exit post by xxxmdubxxx January 9, 2017