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null pointer exception

The leading reason why computer programmers commit suicide.
"If I see another null pointer exception, I'm going to go postal."
by Atomic Rooster September 27, 2006
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Rule 34 Exception

Rule 34A states that it is impossible to invoke Rule 34 on itself; however, as mentioned as a clause for some definitions of Rule 34, abstract concepts cannot have rule 34 invoked upon them. This makes Rule 34A entirely unnecessary as Rule 34 is an abstract concept itself and thus cannot be invoked upon itself, making Rule 34A unnecessary. However, Rule 34A could become the "No Abstract Concepts" Clause.
Guy 1: Rule 34 on Rule 34!
Guy 2: Denied, Rule 34 Exception. Rule 34 is an abstract concept and can't be Rule 34'd.
by VERTIGO7 August 14, 2011
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election

A system where two people that represent the rich minority compete to see who can trick more people that they are actually going to do something in their interests.
Why the fuck vote? We all know whoever wins is going to be a Republican/Democrat and they're both going to tell us that they represent the working man while fucking everyone but the rich.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
by DrIdiot August 31, 2004
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Erection Span

When the attention span of a male lasts as long as his erection does, but usually related to the attention being focused on something nasty which normally wouldn't attract a male's attention under flaccid circumstances such as very nasty porn or fugly chicks or hookers.
One Dude to Another: I cannot believed I jacked off to that skank porn last nite. I also joined the skank porn site and spent like $39.95!

Another: Until you lose your erection span, stuff like that happens. Hopefully you've contained the damage to dick chafe and a slight hit to your credit card. One nite when I was on a business trip, my dick was hard and I ordered 2 hookers to a hotel room and it cost me $500. I should have just jerked off.
by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010
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When sporting a boner, sometimes it is more comfortable (or more ambiguous) to move it from facing downward (toward your feet) to facing upward (toward your beltline).

The Erection Direction Correction is the process of changing from one position to the other.
My boner was making a rather large bump in my pants, so I made an erection direction correction.
by NoReasonBonerExpert October 21, 2010
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erection inspection

a game one plays with ones friends in which one calls "erection inpection" during an eroticly charged or appropriate part of a movie, the freinds are then bound by honour to stand strait, hips out with there hands on their head, any among the group with erections are either shunned and never spoken of or given mad props for the fearfull pork sword he has sprouted, this is often context specific and depends on the nature of your friends.
(william wallace exposes himself)

Karl: Erection Inspection!

Jack: oh dude... ethan

Ethan: yeah, umm

Karl: just leave
by T J M June 3, 2008
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double heel ejection

The event resulting when a skier blows out of both ski bindings at the heel pieces in a forward fall.
Shit son, I stuffed my ski tips into that bump and had a double heel ejection.

The powder was so deep, my skis went submarine and I did a double heel ejection.
by The Snow Prophet May 12, 2010
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