Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work

A stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that you just wasted your time, money and effort on.

Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man

"God damnit this stupid piece of shit doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"

by Henrey S July 4, 2020

Even Flow

This is one of the best, if not THE BEST, songs written and performed by American grunge band Pearl Jam. This song is recognizable for its catchy guitar riff and its hardcore chorus. It appears in Guitar Hero 3 and is one of the best songs to play.

Even Flow,
thoughts arrive like butterflies,
oh, he don't know,
so he chases them away!!!

by therealmasterofpuppets July 22, 2009

evanescence

An amazing rock band from Arkansas, USA. They released songs such as Bring Me To Life, Going Under, Everybody's Fool and My Immortal, although their older work and demos, in my opinion is better.

They are NOT fake, unlike some other bands ;)

Amy Lee is just amazing.

by 9045 July 23, 2004

all in the Kool Aid and don't even know the flava

(adjective) referring to one who is spreading gossip of a false nature or a clueless individual.

Lotoya be ALL UP IN THE KOOL AID AND DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FLAVOR!

by Fangsta April 29, 2003

Ebenezer

Ebenezer is a very nice guy, he is funny and very loyal. He will always have your back no matter what. He has a loving and caring personality

Ebenezer is such a nice person I wish I was more like him

by Man 13:12 May 10, 2019

Dost thou even hoist?

a synonym for the phrase "do you even lift?", but written in english more suited for Shakespeare

Teacher: Rob, did you even study for your English test last night?
Rob: Dost thou even hoist?

by ChicoSweatChunkyBUnsEH6 December 20, 2012

what even

Contraction of "what is this I don't even". Typed when you're too astounded to tap out more than 9 keystrokes. Spoken when you're too stupefied for words.

NOT to be confused with whatever.

ME: ZOMG this dude tossing a tuxedo cat toward the hula hoops on the wall while two girls were kissing behind booze bottles is the best LOLcat EVER!

YOU: what even

by campyspornshack December 27, 2010