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Evangelista

1.) A person who worships and praises the 90s supermodel in an almost religious fashion: Cindy, Claudia, Naomi, Linda, Kate, Christy, Stephanie, Helena, Eva.

2.) A gorgeous woman who refuses to get out of bed for less than 10,000 dollars a day because she's fucking worth it.
Francine wallpapered her living room in Gianni Versace ads and Herb Ritts photos; she is such an Evangelista.
by Tiny Daniela September 25, 2013
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Evander

Evander is a silver fox! He walks fast and uses nearby walls to scratch his back! He is a thug disguised as a nerd! You don't want to mess with that guy!
Wow! I love working for Evander!
by VWilliams003 February 12, 2020
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Evangelion

Neon Genesis Evangelion is a show which first aired on the 4th of October 1995. It was written by Hideaki Anno. The franchise consists of the 26 episode series and 4 movies- with the most recent one being released about a month ago.

The show is extremely difficult to understand plot wise, but that does not mean you cannot enjoy the characters and themes that fit within the show itself. The show is an amazing classic in the anime community and should not be thought of as less than that. When it comes to characters, evangelion does not fail when it comes to relating to a teenage boy jizzing on a german girl in a hospital. of course, this is not for everyone, but i assure you; there are some memorable characters such as Rei Ayanami- who is the face if most of the merch associated with the franchise. Unfortunately, the animation of evangelion is lacking. The original series is obviously very old and the animation is the same. This wasn't improved in the most recent movie (evangelion 3.0+1.0 thrice upon a time) the animation in the most recent movie was extremely bad. i dont mean the main animation- i mean the cgi. pardon my language; but it was absolute dogshit. my disabled grandma can animate better than that. nonetheless- the show ended on a well deserved note; with most (MOST) of the characters having a pretty happy ending. the concept of the show was extremely original for its time- and even inspired others such as darling in the franxx and others.
Alaina- I love evangelion!
Gethin- what the fuck
by Snoooob November 25, 2021
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Facebook Evangelist

The Term facebook Evangelist is used to describe a Christian Person that uses Facebook for Evangelisim purposes to tell Everyone about God, The Holy Bible and about The Good News of Jesus Christ.
To Discuss The Bornagain Christian Faith, Church related topics via online chat, inbox messages, Wall posts, related videos and quoting Bible scripture.
Facebook Evangelist - I was chatting to a friend online and we began to discuss our beliefs and Faith in God.
I asked him/her to Invite Jesus Christ into their lives and Pray the Sinners prayer out loud.

Reference John 3:16
by Glorybyfire. PEVANS November 4, 2011
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evangeline

A term often used poetically to refer to parts of Southern Louisiana.
"He's going home to Evangeline".
by Dover October 20, 2005
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Evangelical Atheist

An Evangelical Atheist is a person that is an atheist and tries to spread atheism amongst theists. It is derived from Evangelism, meaning "Spreading Good News" as practised by Christianity. Due to the rise of the Conservative Christain movement in the United States of America and the increase of humanistic thought, along with the increased blending other many different religions, Atheism has become more and more popular. Evangelical atheist usually seeks to "convert" borderline theists, often by engagaing in debate with fundamentalists.
Theist: Those who do not believe in God and follow Jesus Christ go to Hell
Evangelical Atheist: Where is hell?
Theist: Its a fiery place where sinners burn forever.
Atheist: Yeah but where is it? and how do i get there?
Theist: its under heaven, maybe under the earth. And you get there by sinning.
Atheist: OK, is there a tunnel down to it? can you show me on a map? do you have a photo?
Theist: Look, it says so in my holy book.
Atheist: It also says to stone men to death if they shave their beards.
Theist: Nonsense!
Atheist : no its here look, leviticus. See?
Theist: er.....erm.....well....

etc...
by Gribble the Munchkin December 29, 2005
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Neon Genesis Evangelion

An anime that revolves around psychoanalysis, particularly of the main character, Shinji Ikari. Ayanami Rei, whom Shinji developed romantic emotions toward at the beginning of the series, as well as Eva Unit 01, are later revealed to be, respectively, a clone(s) and the soul of Yui Ikari, Shinji's mom. LOLWTF.
But really, though, Neon Genesis Evangelion is an amazing, action-filled, complex, and thought-provoking series. The descriptions may seem stupid, but it's awesome.
by Adurkadurk April 26, 2010
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