hair in the egg

Searching for even the smallest reasons not to do something, despite strong evidence supporting that you should.

Don't look for the hair in the egg, you just gave me a whole list of reasons you want to this!

by sci-isms May 9, 2019

Yuki Egg

Yuki Egg also a slang name for spunk, sperm etc etc
A term used in the place Blackpool

I met a girl last night! Smashed her to bits and gave her some of me yuki Egg.
Omg I just yuki egged all over her face!
"Yuki Egg laaaa"

by Pecs_and_that September 3, 2013

Lay an egg

Another word for taking a shit

Aye bro I’m gonna go lay an egg

by FamousJew August 21, 2020

Egg McMuffin

The superior. The best of its kind, not to be outdone by any other example of a similar thing, but isn't the actual thing by which the example is set.

That was the Egg McMuffin of weed, my man!

by UnevenHaircut January 11, 2012

nest egg

a cache of money saved for a specific purpose (such as an emergency)

They went for the nest egg but forgot where it was.

by The Return of Light Joker October 7, 2009

go suck an egg

a nice way to tell someone to go soak your head, go shed some skin, get lost, get bent, and well, you know what I mean.

Scalper: I got U2 tickets at $800 - $900 a pop!

Curt: Go suck an egg!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

Cracking egg

When a trans person realizes that they are trans.

Person 1: You know, after looking at Egg_IRL, I realized I'm trans.
Person 2: So you have a cracking egg?

by a guy named Hashbrown March 27, 2022