Early Dick

Having sex before going out on the town.

Leaving work early to go get some.
Kind of like a noon'er.

BP: What time are we going out?
HB: I need to finish up and get some early dick.
BP: So five minutes after you get home.
HB: Going for the extra 30, 7 minutes.
BP: Ok, get the early dick but don't forget to double up that shit tonight!

by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious April 22, 2017

early cassidy

loud noises that lead you to believe that somone else is awake early in the morning.

I just heard an early cassidy, so someone else must be awake.

by oakleysista March 20, 2010

Early whipper

Commonly used for people that has a tendency to whip out their dick before reaching the toilet

My wife says I am a Early Whipper as she caught me with my dick out halfway to the bathroom

by Prof. Dhingum September 15, 2020

early treatment

the cure.

early treatment saved my life.

by spotlight ah moonlight ah November 29, 2021

dick early

Very very early in the morning

About the same time in the morning your dick gets hard

Yo dawg I gotta go home I gotta be up dick early

by BrysonMcCoy July 11, 2016

early and palazzo

a combination of cornflakes and pepperjack cheese.

"Maaaan, I could really go for some early and palazzo tonight!"

by condorman February 6, 2010

Early Doucet

Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette

1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals

2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.

I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.

by dubflakes April 16, 2011