Safe Driving

A term coined on the internet, most likely at either Something Awful, 4chan, or YTMND.

Generally refers to a girl with ample breasts and/or buttocks, implying that these would be an adequate substitute for airbags. Most often applies to anime girls, due to the fact that many are drawn with breasts twice the size of one's head. This term can be applied to women irl, though caution should be exercised.

Bob: Forget D cups, those things are freaking GG! And an ass to match, damn!

Ted: Safe driving at its finest, my friend.

by SnowBlows August 6, 2008

driving in England

Having sex while extremely intoxicated

"Of course I don't know if she had an orgasm! ... I was driving in England mate!..."

by Baz February 15, 2004

Driving Truck

To be in the act of having sex with a fat girl.

"It's true: In a pinch, you just might catch me driving truck."

by Trucker 4 Life February 12, 2010

Driving Wood

The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.

In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".

It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.

Dude, can you pull over? I've got some mad driving wood I need to take care of.

by chaosportalfilms January 27, 2010

driving down to oran

A euphemism for anal fisting.

I didn't think she was going to give in, but by the end of the night, I was driving down to Oran.

by bluenehi September 9, 2010

Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.

1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."

by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019

driving with a donk

It's like a DWI, but instead of being impaired you just have a fat ass wagon.

"LaQuisha got pulled over for swervin' and was charged with DWAD (driving with a donk)."

by wigger trilliums the fourth December 7, 2021