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doughnut bert 

The popular fantasy, pairing the flamboyant rock star, Adam Lambert,(and his glambulge) with a doughnut. First mentioned in a Fan Fic, there is no doubt anyone who claims to be a devoted Glambert knows about this pairing.
boy: "I bought doughnuts at the store yesterday"

Glambert: "omg! doughnut bert!"
doughnut bert by youreaglambert October 20, 2010

cookie dough 

What a femboi fox's ass tastes like
Why tell us not to eat cookie dough but make it taste like a femboi fox's ass?
when someone is being difficult or just plan stank. "Douche bag-ish" if you will.
Jack: "What is wrong with Bill?"

Jill: "He has been real douchy since Alice left him"

Jack: "Ah, totally understand. She did him dirty"
douchy by ChellyE July 2, 2009

Dough Banger 

Someone who is doughy in the head and constantly makes dumb decisions or says dumb things. When their stupidity is pointed out to them, they are usually to stupid to understand and give you a vacant look.
A chick asked me what the price was on a CD yesterday. I pointed to the huge orange price sticker and said, 'it's right there.' She vacantly looked at me and said 'so what's the price?' What a fucking dough banger!
Dough Banger by Tommy TT January 31, 2014

doughnuts for dinner 

Something that sounds like a good idea but thirty minutes later you’re hungry for something a little meatier.
HUNTER: I’m getting nervous that our play is a little doughnuts for dinner. I mean I don’t want this to be just sketches and novelty songs strung together.
I want there to be substance, not just fluff.
Not that there’s anything wrong with fluff,
but I wanna strive for something that makes people really pay attention.
You know what I mean?

SUSAN: Uh… I totally stopped listening.

Doughnuts 

The process of spinning around erratically in a car on a wintery or rainy day.
I can do really good doughnuts in my Crown Victoria LTD
Doughnuts by Alex September 2, 2004