A bearded ponce who likes to claim that positive vibes and electromagnetic pulses will save your life from real diseases like cancer.
Can you believe that Noel Edmonds, telling cancer patients they're sick because of a negative attitude? What a douchecake.
by Jonny Douglas June 7, 2016
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Hi, my name is Tai Lopez. Or Lie Topez as my friends call me.
I sucked at doing anything with my life. So instead I decided to be a douchecanoe that gets paid. That's just how I choose to live my life.
I sucked at doing anything with my life. So instead I decided to be a douchecanoe that gets paid. That's just how I choose to live my life.
by I'm a playa... Email playa February 7, 2017
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by kenley707 February 26, 2018
Get the Douchecanoe mug.A person (in this case a dude) who's douchey-ness cannot be drowned out by a fake personality. A douchecanoe typically is condescending to their significant other, flirts with other girls, and has a huge ego. Not the type of people you want to be surrounded by, but once you are wrapped up with a douchecannoe, it's hard to get out. Douchecanoes are often manipulative and try to convince you their mistakes are your fault. If you are with one, good luck.
Guy- Did you hear how he broke up with her?
Girl- Yeah, didn't he end things in the car right after a school dance while she was still in her dress?
Guy-That's what I heard. What a total douchecanoe.
Girl- Yeah, didn't he end things in the car right after a school dance while she was still in her dress?
Guy-That's what I heard. What a total douchecanoe.
by woofdog13526 April 30, 2020
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ie. ghosting, belittling, humiliating, or being downright disrespectful to another human being.
Synonym: Dick wad, Douchebag, a Richard, Ass Hat
ie. ghosting, belittling, humiliating, or being downright disrespectful to another human being.
Synonym: Dick wad, Douchebag, a Richard, Ass Hat
Don't be a douchecanoe, Richard!
by Jephanie November 18, 2020
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Some dude: oi you know Derek over there?
Some other dude: yeah.
Some dude: he's such a douchecanoe, I don't know why people like him.
Some other dude: yeah.
Some dude: he's such a douchecanoe, I don't know why people like him.
by SquiDwaRD EpIc yEeT November 26, 2021
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