Douchebagette

Some nosy girl who always thinks you're trying to impress someone while wearing something nice.

The reason why I have this weird pattern of dressing up one day and dressing like a trash can the next to prove that I'm not trying to impress anyone.

Emily: "Sir, why are you wearing a tie???"
Mr. Meister: "For parent teacher interviews."
Emily: "Who are you trying to impress????"
Mr. Meister: "Definatley not your mother. In fact, I think I'm gonna tell her about how you can't stop being a Douchebagette to your peers and even your own teacher."

by Your huge ass mother April 24, 2015

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Douchefag

A man who doesn't take care of his woman's needs in the bedroom, but still acts like he's better than her by means of putting her down, thinking he is awesome at everything, and/or having an inflated ego.

Of course I went over there and took care of business....you KNOW she's married to that Douchefag.

by Sweitzerman July 1, 2015

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Douchefag

Someone who is both douchy and yet also bitches about everything. Not the most tasteful term, this one should be used sparingly.

Me: Wanna run over to Mac Mart and grab some oreos?
The Douchefag: Ughhhhh that sounds like a lot of work. I don't need oreos to taste yo cream filling!

by cmuny December 18, 2015

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