douchetatude

A persons capability of being a douche.

"Hey man, I am glad you got to experience the full scope of Jacks douchetatude, now you can see why we hate him."

or

"His douchetatude is unprecedented!"

douche douchey douchebag

by Castlehassle November 29, 2010

douchebat

a cross between a douchebag and a dingbat. Generally the same definition as a dingbag just with a little more focus on stupid.

Jessica is a such a douchebat, i cannot believe she thinks she is right.

by tabsg3 June 10, 2011

Douchehat

An individual who tends to appear in public wearing a douche-bag as a headdress. This act may be associated with an individual who exhibits the character traits of a douche, but typically derive from acceptable contexts, suggesting less malintent. That is, an individual may convey the opinions of a douche in context, but not in their overall life. See "Douche".

Individual 1: "Ben is a douchebag!"

Individual 2: "No, he just likes to argue"

Individual 1: "This is true, we cannot fault him for this, but his sentiments remain distasteful; as a result, he is a douchehat!"

by wordsmith5 July 16, 2011

Douchecutie

Someone's that is a cutie... But acts like a douchebag. When you see it, You'll feel quite dissapointed.

-Hey dude! Look that cutie
-There's a problem, dude: She likes Justin Bieber.
-What's the matter 'bout that?

-She's 19.
-Oh! Such a douchecutie

by Kissmymetalshinyass December 18, 2012

douchecannon

A person whose douchiness is extremely loud and obnoxious. Often goes off without warning, comes out of nowhere and takes people by surprise.

Steve was screaming at the waiter because the green beans on his plate were touching his potatoes. Steve is a douchecannon.

by PlatypusKCP May 30, 2013

douchematician

A mathematician who tends to be an insufferable douchebag. Generally used playfully between friends or acquaintances, though it can also be used passive-aggressively to mask true feelings.

Chris is being a douchematician.

by Immaridel March 31, 2015

Douchecanoe

A drink invented by drunk people, for drunk people. You do a shot of tequila and wash it down with a Jagerbomb. It gets you absolutely hammered, but still contains enough caffeine to keep you going until 4am screaming the greatest hits of Donna Summer into the karaoke machine at your local gay bar.

Mate, you should have been there last night. I had three douchecanoes, a pint of wine, and a line of cheap whizz. I woke up holding an owl. It was well Rotherham.

by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016