dogod

The theory in which god is a dog.

James: Are you gonna pray to God today Justin
Justin: He won't understand me
James: Why

Justin: Cause I believe god is a dog that theory is called dogod. Therefore he just does random things and can't

understand me.
James: How can I join that religion.
Justin: You just do

by ToPiNGoS March 10, 2021

DogdegroPhobia

DogdegroPhobia is a Phobia that makes you see everything fluffy and you might think it's fluffy but it doesn't really look like it.

I see that animal and it looks really fluffy, well it's not why does it look like that? I don't know I right I have DogdegroPhobia, I think everything would feel fluffy.

by Splatycat August 11, 2021

dogdren

What a millennial couple refers to their dogs as because they’re too poor for children

Our dogdren are so well behaved

by iParkerr April 27, 2022

Doodiewoman

See Amber Heard

Amber Heard is also known as Doodiewoman as her superpowers are blasting shit

by Saitama 777 May 30, 2022

Dogdemic

An unprecedented increase in numbers of dogs acquired as pets for a given population during the "COVID years". Many are now unwanted or not convenient as new owners have returned to work.

The Dogdemic has led to huge increase in dog ownership in this area.

by Rupert NPBS April 10, 2023

sperm doodie

When you stick a finger up a males ass, getting shit on it, causing him to cum buckets- therefore causing him to have a sperm doodie.

Yo, Janel stuck her finger up ass last night and gave me the biggest sperm doodie EVER.

by spermwhisperer June 7, 2014

Toodle Dooderman

Toodle Dooderman is a magical gnome who tickles your ass at night and makes you fart.

Cindy: "Oh MY GOD Benny you farted all night!"
Benny: "Not my fault baby, it was Toodle Dooderman."

by drop_more November 21, 2018