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Coffin dodgers

An person in retirement or who is over the age of 70
So get this. Old people are called coffin dodgers right, and people with arthritis are more likely to die at a younger age. So, do you think that because of the arthritis, they are to slow to dodge the coffin??
by G1_ThomasX February 28, 2022
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Roger Dodger

The phrase "Roger Dodger" originated during World War II, and was verbally circulated throughout the United States military as a part of a story about a pilot or soldier that added his own flair to radio phraseology. The punch line of this story is, "Roger Dodger, you old codger!" The story was passed along by servicemen in all branches of the military.
- Pilot, I need you to land on that rice field!
- Roger Dodger
by L-Broskie February 28, 2021
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Oxygen Dodger

Some who wears a face mask when they don't need to.
"Look at that oxygen dodger in her car still wearing a face mask."
by Fry Ups October 23, 2020
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Dodger Clip

To be dodger clipped
To have been grazed by a dildo thrown in your direction.
To dodger clip
To throw a dildo with the intent of hitting someone.
Example 1. I will dodger clip you in the face if you say that again.
Example 2. Ethan got dodger clipped by his crazy ex.
by Dodger clipper August 14, 2012
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Fanny Dodger

Someone who dodges fannies.

A virgin cunt but without the cunt.
Rydo- Oh hey, my main man Dan! What's the deal with that little dude over there?
Dan- Och nothing mate, he's just a wee Fanny Dodger.

Rydo- Uh bruh what the flip is a Fanny Dodger?
Dan- Fuck up
by Professional Dodger October 10, 2018
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stall dodger

one who starts with the first public restroom stall - and dodges each one until finding one clean of pubic hair, urine, or leftover feces floating in the toilet
At work, Allison is considered an expert stall dodger as she struggles to find a clean bathroom stall to relieve herself in.
by I like clean October 24, 2012
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dollar dodger

A dollar dodger is an individual who attempts to avoid paying for something by using an excuse for not having cash.
Rich forgot his wallet again, I can't believe how much of a dollar dodger he is.
by Rom-iz-el May 30, 2009
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