Docked

Extremely intoxicated. Unable to speak. Unable to function. Loss of reality

Matt: Dude order a pizza!
Nathan: mannn i wish i could but i'm docked!

by Nikkisixxbadass October 17, 2008

Fremantle Dockers

the best fuckin team in the AFL (Australian Football League)! They are the heart soul of the town that is Freo! They are way better than their cross town rivals, the West Coast Easgles.
Their supporters are among the best in the competition, and even if there a small amount of them in the crowd in away games, they can still manage to make a lot more than the rest of the crowd.

Go Freo!
The Fremantle Dockers are the shit!

by Go Freooooo! August 9, 2004

Head Docter

Someone who gives head
Someone who suck dick
(blow job)

Hey Look, there's the head docter maybe she'll suck my dick.

by Baby Kill January 6, 2007

Dry Docked

The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea.

Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me!

by themanwiththeplanhellyeah March 30, 2009

Dirty Doherty

The combination of a blumpkin and a dutch oven. The act of performing fellatio on a person who is defecating on a latrine while being covered with a blanket to trap all the gases.

Steve got a Dirty Doherty from Susan last night. Man, she was plastered!!

by Joeandjoymakejoey July 17, 2009

doce-itis

to have complete love for yourself think that all women wish to suck on your small dick.

man look at that guy he thinks that garbage skank wants him for his dick when she wants him for a house such doce-itis

by SexyDaddy June 26, 2009

dcheese

dick cheese; insult

"wussup dcheese"

by Thelvern March 28, 2016