Dirt Dragon

The dry, scale like skin a man acquires on his penis from chaffing due to anal sex without lube.

Man, I got the Dirt Dragon from that girl last night, I should have used lube

by AkaMV February 2, 2013

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Dirt Mule

A morbidly obese, 60+ year old male that is hairy, has homosexual tendencies and lounges around all day watching pay per view porn and trolling Internet for sex chats. Usually wanks himself 4-6 times per day before passing out from excessive alcohol intake.

Dude what's with your neighbor?

Oh brohhhhh that guys a dirt mule. Never shake his hand.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2016

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Dirt Rocket

A particularly impressive bowel movement.

Come check out this epic Dirt Rocket that I just droppped!

by barfy December 9, 2008

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Dirt Mcgirt

One of the many nicknames of O.D.B From Wu-Tang Clan AkA
*Ason Unique
* The Bebop Specialist
* Big Baby Jesus
* BZA
* Cyrus
* Dirt Dog
* Dirt McGirt
* Dirty
* Barney Kool Breeze
* The Father
* Freeloading Rusty
* Joe Bananas
* Michael (Can't get off) Phipps
* ODB
* Ol' Dirt Schultz
* Ol' Dirty Chinese Restaurant
* Ol' Dirty Block (Gravel Pit Music Video)
* Osirus
* Prince Delight
* The Professor
* Rain Man
* Da King

Yo man,Ol' Dirty aka Dirt Mcgirt Ripped up that new track

by Eazy6691 May 18, 2007

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dirt magert

Something that is nasty and disgusting. can be a person or thing

Ashley just woke up and didnt brush her teeth. That is so DIRT MAGERT

by Lauren Levey February 28, 2008

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squirt the dirt

The act of relieving one's self (urinating) outside. Typically the term is used by truck drivers and travelers who have driven many miles (without a truck stop or rest area) and- needing to piss, they pull over to a side road to "squirt the dirt".

Damn, Frank bought that big-ass 200 ounce bladder buster at the truck stop and the next thing you know, we have to pull over to squirt the dirt.

by Frank Klaune February 2, 2005

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