Diddle Dallying

When someone takes a lackadaisical approach to masturbation, making detours

Stacee spent the entire afternoon diddle dallying herself instead of cleaning

by Kreat August 23, 2021

twiddle my diddle stick

To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.

Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!

Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...

by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019

Diddle

The act of tapping on ones naked butt cheeks with both index fingers in a rhythmic manner as if playing the drums.

Man, Steve really impressed me with his diddle skills last night. My butt cheeks are so tender this morning.

by Mattchew1984 January 27, 2011

Fiddle Diddle

any sexual expirence with another person

bob fiddle diddled brittany behind jessica's back.

joe and megan were fiddle diddling in the back seat of joe's car.

by audyy June 24, 2008

diddle

verb; manually manipulating the sweet sweet vag in any manner possible

"Sean the diddle-master stopped any form of drinking or hanging out at all so that he could diddle the BIG MAC every night...that's called diddle-dedication."

"When Meghan's friend asked about her boyfriend, she responded 'that kid sure can diddle.'"

by Shawn Vann Lare Wollton May 21, 2006

Diddle

v. To slack off, or spend too much time on small tasks.

Hey! Lusre! I don't want to sit around and watch you diddle!

by Mac-Daddy Pimp Sauce January 26, 2009

diddle twiddle

getting a bitch to slob on your knob.
Usually during a severe dryspell when a slob on your knob is essential to your health.

"I need to get my diddle twiddled"
"Why wont any girls twiddle with my diddle?"

by JBeck December 12, 2007