Dickism

Men who have a general lack of length or girth of the penis and feel the need to compensate for it with their attitude

Oliver has been classed with dickism due to his three inch cock and continuous insults to girls

by Yvale February 21, 2015

Dickish

A description of behavior of acting like a complete dick towards another human being with or without justification.

I can't stand Sean and his dickish ways!

by Brewing Beer April 14, 2015

dickist

noun: a person who believes certain penis sizes are superior to others

adjective: having the belief that certain penis sizes are superior to others

Mary will only sleep with guys who are packing at least 8 inches. She's dickist.

by missoldskool May 25, 2016

dickbite

frostbite of the dick. It comes in three stages. Stage 1: dickcicle forms on the end of the dick causing urinary retention and eventually kidney failure. Stage 2: Blue ball. This stage quickly progresses to black ball requiring castration. Stage 3: Black dick. The final stage before dick amputation and peeing like a girl for the rest of your life.

He rode his bicycle in the snow and came down with a severe case of dickbite.

by greg9255 March 7, 2016

Dickipline

Discipline with that dick

My girl was acting up so I had to dickipline her right quick

by Titnuggets April 17, 2016

dickcited

Excited for dick

I can't wait to go out tonight, I'm so dickcited!

by Tizzle Bone April 18, 2017

dicking the salsa

In colloquial speech, the phrase "dicking the salsa" would be used in reference to an event, object, or person that kills the mood, or "harshes the buzz" of one or more people.

Greg: Did you see that video of that bus of puppies falling into a lake?

Sam: Dude, stuff like that is really dicking the salsa.

by boolat June 10, 2018