making money is my being department
by OceanBreeze July 16, 2024
A shorthaired ginger kiwi GAWD of a feline who was rescued from the SPCA by a prophe--err, *lady* named Jessa Mine who initially passed him up but was haunted by his unique features which include but are not limited to: a dapper ginger countenance, disproportionate head-to-body ratio, abnormally fluffy cheek-poofs, squinty urine-colored eyes & an overbite that won't quit.
He quickly developed an online cul--err, FAN CLUB with well over 20,000 devotees that follow & make over his every move. Legend has it that his mother was an alley cat and his father a weasel but this remains to be confirmed. Goes by "Deli" for short. Also referred to as "that misshapen shitweasel, " "150-watt disappointment" or simply "unhinged".
He quickly developed an online cul--err, FAN CLUB with well over 20,000 devotees that follow & make over his every move. Legend has it that his mother was an alley cat and his father a weasel but this remains to be confirmed. Goes by "Deli" for short. Also referred to as "that misshapen shitweasel, " "150-watt disappointment" or simply "unhinged".
"Did you see the new SPCA calendar?"
"Yeah, His Holiness Delinquent O'Crimebag Department got September thru December again. Blessed be."
"Yeah, His Holiness Delinquent O'Crimebag Department got September thru December again. Blessed be."
by Survector Nectar July 30, 2024
<.7.9.7.6.>Paul Vasquez Is Ibiko Morino From Naruto's Anbu Squad, Which, Is, New York Police Department's Strategic Response<s> Units<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Paul Vasquez Is Ibiko Morino From Naruto's Anbu Squad, Which, Is, New York Police Department's Strategic Response<s> Units<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025
dude 1: did you see that girl over there?
dude 2: no, why?
dude 1: Because she was hung in the ass department, you should have seen it every time she took a step her ass jiggled and caused a shockwave.
dude 2: no, why?
dude 1: Because she was hung in the ass department, you should have seen it every time she took a step her ass jiggled and caused a shockwave.
by John_doe42069 March 11, 2023
A corrupt police department in king county at Washington state. These guy's get mad at you if you carry a lighter, knife, gun, or spray paint. They can also get mad if you shoplift or fight anyone. It's common for people around here to do that though, and these dummies don't even notice most of the time.
* King County Police Department Pulls up to a Street*
*points gun at guy and tells him to get on the ground, so he does and then...*
Cop #1: *throws guy into cop car after handcuffing him*
other Cop Talking to Cop #1: I hangout with all the swat guys and we go to Las Vegas and some strip clubs
Cop #1: *laughing hysterically*
That same guy again: Oh damn what did I get myself into?
*points gun at guy and tells him to get on the ground, so he does and then...*
Cop #1: *throws guy into cop car after handcuffing him*
other Cop Talking to Cop #1: I hangout with all the swat guys and we go to Las Vegas and some strip clubs
Cop #1: *laughing hysterically*
That same guy again: Oh damn what did I get myself into?
by fuckinOGsnazzle November 10, 2018
Unfortunately, this department cannot assist you with your problem. Why? Because I don't give a fuck.
Joey just got fired. He wants to appeal it.
He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.
He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.
by Shuaman October 12, 2018
Look, I only did what you said. If you have a problem with that, I'd recommend forwarding a compliant to The Fuckery Department.
by LongJohn112 September 22, 2022