Dirty Darien is when you spread your asshole open with clamps and stuff it like a thanksgiving turkey
by Laciecane April 15, 2020
Get the Dirty Darien mug.A modest New York City suburb with a great atmosphere for raising a healthy, middle class family. Moderately priced houses and a lower cost of living make it an attractive alternative to more extravagent Connecicut suburbs such as Greenwich and New Canaan.
I was able to start saving for my retirement and my kid's education by chosing to live in Darien instead of New Canaan Greenwich. My wife doesn't feel uncomfortable driving a used car, and we could actually afford to get into the country club without selling my kidneys.
by D McDougal April 27, 2006
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Whit guy who is very popular with the girls and gets whatever he wants from them.Can be the worst friend but the best boyfriend.When he is kind he is the most sweetest boy you can ever meet.
Whit guy who is very popular with the girls and gets whatever he wants from them.Can be the worst friend but the best boyfriend.When he is kind he is the most sweetest boy you can ever meet.
by alexis.cerrato101 February 25, 2010
Get the Darien mug.First of all Darieners do NOT have more money than New Caanan or Greewnwich at all. In fact the houses in Darien have no land , houses in wealthier towns like Wilton or New Caanan houses sell for more(a lot more). So the only good thing about Darien is its lower cost of living compared to other fairfield county towns. And by the way everyone has nice summer homes in Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, Maine, and the Hamptons around here! It's also wrong to say everyone in Darien is rich. Just look at the houses, they're 10 feet apart. Sure there are some big houses but not quite as many as the wealthier towns like Greenwich, Wilton, and New Caanan. Darien is also not as good at lax as they claim to be. Last year the Wilton girls team beat them in the FCIAC finals! And the blue wave should be prepared to get beat again because there are soo many amazing athletes in the incoming freshmen class. Darien is a poor attempt to copy the lavish lifestyles of towns like Westport, Wlton, and New Caanan. Also The Stepford Wives was filmed in New Caanan and based on New Caanan not Darien. I should know it was filmed in my neighborhood.
The Darieners decided to go on a shopping spree in Wilton and New Caanan, but went home crying because the prices were too high. Later in the day the went to their normal shopping destination; Target.
by New Caanan Rox!!! August 24, 2006
Get the Darien mug.A town located in Southern Connecticut, bordered between Stamford & Norwalk. Public school townies try to look like what they believe elite prep school students look like. But instead of classic, conservative and traditional clothing in navy blue, red, etc...., many of Darien's residents wear pink and green thinking this color combination is somehow preppy and not Palm Beach if worn in the Northeast. Most true "preppies" call and consider these wannabe preppy Darien residents "townies" and make fun of them for trying to pretend to be from old families or from any sort of prepatory related culture (most residents are second generation Italians and Irish, and not fourth generation WASPs). Darien residents trying to be preppy are much like ghetto head-to-toe Louis Vuitton clad urbanites: too much and trying to hard.
Just as rap stars wear to many designer logos, the residents of Darien wear pink and green in an attempt to be preppy.
by Tiff Matheiuson July 11, 2007
Get the Darien mug.a person who is considered extremely fat. they have very large arms that the owner of the arms tends to put his arms in his pocket to support it. they tend to eat a lot, usually prefer expensive food. they tend to laugh when people are insluting them. reason why is that their skin is so thick that they dont realize that they're being insulted.
by Master-ov April 26, 2005
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I need to load up on chili tonight - Burt is coming over later and he said he's up for some hot Darien Wind Tunnel action.
by Dick Flaiz March 13, 2008
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