douche danish

Douch danish is the almost indescribable quality that makes you love that socially awkward friend that you insult on sight.

Tish is such a douche danish.

by megabucks January 12, 2014

Fucking Danish Cunts

People of the Danish persuasion, in a position of power, that act in a petty way. They will actively block progress and cause pain and discomfort.

Those Fucking Danish Cunts keep on blocking our orders! Bloody FDC's!

by Doctor HiFi April 30, 2020

The Danish Nasty

The Danish Nasty: when you insert someone’s head into a oven and feed them cake while you’re having sex

Hey man where were you?

Me and my girl were doing “The Danish Nasty”

Damn

by Manorbooo January 19, 2021

Cheese Danish

A geriatric creampie.

I was changing her diaper and noticed grandpa gave granny a cheese danish last night.

by Nimrod’s Curator July 27, 2022

Crossing the Danish Border

To switch change sexual preferences from any category or sub-category to something new.

Dan just crossed the Danish border when he went home with that girl. He has been gay for years.

Alice freely moves about the Danish border.

Eric: I am crossing the Danish border tonight - that guy's body is just too hot to pass up.

by Bordercrosser June 14, 2014

cherry danish

after recieving some gorgeous head shoot it in her face and pop her in the nose. looks just like a cherry danish!

after i gave little susie a cherry danish she slapped me across the face.

by Blake Sprunk June 9, 2003

danish kiss

when he nuts in your mouth so you act like you swallowed, then go in for a kiss and give him the nut back

“bro my gf gave me the best blowjob of my life and she gave me a danish kiss and walked out!!”

“damn you swallowed cum?? boy you gay af”

by fuck denmark June 1, 2019