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spitinbutt cumshot

A synonym for a local meth avenger in Birchwood TN. Aka a Gary.
In the dark hour when there's no one to call, and the meth is out, call spitinbutt cumshot, the meth avenger!
by Bratty DC January 22, 2024
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Cumshot Olympics

When a dude tries to jerk off and climax at the same time as the porno they’re watching.
“I should’ve gotten a golden metal for how many times I’ve pulled successfully Cumshot Olympics
by Startupedition July 20, 2024
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Cumshot

When a man enjoys something too much and masturbates he does a cumshot
He did a massicve sticky white cumshot and I ate it
by cum_master December 19, 2022
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Cuddly bunny cumshot

When males hold their erect penis with their thumb on top of the head and pointer finger just under the head and slowly and softly rubbing the most monster nutbust of their lives out all over everything in sight.
My girlfriend didn't believe in the cuddly bunny cumshot..... So I blew it in her eyes....and titties..... And clothes......
by Dump truck January 6, 2017
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Angle cumshot

When a woman is feeling unsafe and needs the bartender to help them
Woman: I need an angle cumshot

Bartender: who
Woman: the man in blue is getting agressive
Bartender: I got a bullet for you
Then has casual sex with woman
by Garrett 11 August 17, 2022
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Quarantine Cumshot

A cumshot so powerful it travels 6 feet, allowing you to fuck your girl while maintaining social distancing. Never aim at the eyes, as it could blind someone for life.
Yo, yesterday me and my girlfriend were a little horny, so I gave her a quarantine cumshot. It was like a bullet dude, it flew so fast.
by SirSwankington June 1, 2020
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