crisann

The most beautiful kind of girl ever, makes you doubt that she loves you but puts in the most effort out of everyone to make sure she does her best to love you.

I wish I could date a crisann… they’re just the best

by Dino_Blank_Saur November 24, 2021

6 goon crips

6 Goon Crips Located In Kansas City Missouri, Located In Lawn Avenue.

“On 6 Goon Crips”

by 6GoonCrips January 12, 2019

Fleshlight that cries

A current or former tHoT that laments being unable to have a long term relationship.

Sally: I accrued a bodycount of 87 in my twenties, but every time I mention it now I get ghosted by my date.

Bob: Okay, fleshlight that cries.

by Augustisimus July 26, 2022

Criscatting

When one covers single, or multiple kittens in crisco, Then inserts them into their rectum. Known as such up north

Andy Milhon partakes in criscatting on days that end in y.

by Obsolete April 12, 2003

sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs

when one sweats profusely

Im sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs:

oh no there's nothing down there, just the laundry room

by hombredelobo November 21, 2011

Cris

Cris is a sweet boy he knows how to treat a girl right ;) cris is cute he always have sum funny to say. He is a jealous bf when it comes to relationships but cris would never hurt a girl physically or mentally Cris is one of a kind. Also he loves weed.

Cris is an amazing person to be with

by Cristopher Sanchez November 28, 2018

Crimson Mushroom

A "Crimson Mushroom" is given to an unsuspecting person by removing one's flaccid penis from one's trousers and slapping said penis across the cheek, forehead, eye socket or other impressionable area of the body (preferably the face) so as to cause a large, red, mushroom shaped outline on the recipient.

That Crimson Mushroom I gave to your sister could be heard for miles and seen for days.

by Crank Johnson August 12, 2008