crapsturbate

the act of using a fecal bomb as an excuse to leave your group of friends when you are only leaving to go masturbate.

Person 1: holy shit to a have to crap!
Person 2:nah, i see your boner, you are just trying to go crapsturbate.
Person 1: no i'm not
Person 2: yes you are
Person 1: this conversation is long
Person 2: yes is it, are you going to crapsturbate or not?
Person 1 leaves to masturbate.

by SuperGurustyle June 29, 2010

cristal

Cristal is a very respectful girl who like to have fun while at the same time always makes time for church, california, and prayer... she is devoted to the lord and jesus and is saving herself for someone who is already saved by the lord. Amen.

"Let's party! Wait until Cristal is back from church"

by BrownSuga July 28, 2013

cristain

A real babe he is a sweet guy he can akways make somebody laugh his smile warms you uppp so much he is just so loveable like you need him to be your boyfriend

Oh my god Cristain told this hilarious joke!

by Girlll547 March 8, 2016

Crips

The Crips, originating in Los Angeles, California, are one of the oldest, largest, most violent and most notorious of African American gangs in the United States. They have been involved in murders, robberies and drug dealing in the Los Angeles area. The Crips are mostly identified by the blue color worn by their members. What was once a single gang is now a loose network of "franchises" around the United States and Canada.

Crips is largely composed of African Americans, but is multiracial in many cities (e.g. New York), where "satellite" Crip gangs are present. The gang has an intense rivalry with the Bloods. They are also known to feud with Chicano gangs.

by SoulJAH P May 1, 2006

Chipster

Chip·ster
ˈChipstər'

noun informal
noun: Chipster; plural noun: Chipsters

A cholo-hipster amalgam. A cholo (Mexican/Latin American street gang member) who follows the latest trends and fashions, especially those regarded as being outside the thug cultural mainstream. Will often cite themselves as a pioneering force behind contemporary trends en el barrio.

"What's good Mex Cady, I heard you just got a new pair of wide framed O.G. Locs homie?"

"Oh please, I've been rockin' these before they were even cool."

"Yeah, I guess you're right, you're a total Chipster carnal."

by Awdgarizzle March 11, 2018

Lisi Gardens Crips

The Lisi Gardens Crips, or LGC, is a sect of the notorios weat coast gang, the crips. Known as the baddest most vicous sect of all. The LGC is know for going around and poppin some punk ass bitches from the Pacini Mafia. Headed by andy luckett, aka A-Block, the LGC are the most feared group of people in all of cny. No others even come close.

Rivals: None, other punk bitches are to afraid.
Even the police cant touck the LGC

Ahh Shitttt! Its The Lisi Gardens Crips! Run Away!

by Atothendizzie December 10, 2004

BLOODS AND CRIPS

Sometime around the late 70's, to late 80's a lot of small gangs in LA came together. They called themselves the crips and strated ttaking out other sall gnags, they were preactically ustopable until most of the remaining gangs formed into the Bloodz,(founded by Sylvester Scott and Vincent Owens) they chose eveything oppesite to the crips( founded by Raymond C. Washington and Tookie Williams). West Side= East Side blue=red...and so on. they are outnumbered by crips but more than make for it by being more violent.

a typical story of Bloods and Crips :my boys was driving down the street and saw a car full of krabs(crips)they falshed their sign and then shots got fired. they sped off, no one was hurt, but some of my freinds (bloodz) got arrested.(true story)

by Alfredo Martinez May 10, 2006