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crapslock

The capslock key, the most useless key on the key board.
Shit I hit the crapslock key and have to start over again.
by yorkiestomper June 23, 2008
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Chapsdick

Using pre-cum on your significant others lips to keep them from getting chapped. Chapsdick.
Do you have any Chapstick? No, but I can give you some Chapsdick.
by Urca327 February 17, 2015
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Jumping Alfredo Crabstick

When I man, lets say over 40, takes his dick, infected with crabs(disease), and shoves it into a boiling bowl of Alfredo Sauce. Then When he screems in pain hes jumps up and down and sticks his dick into a woman's vagina, cooling it down.
Old Dude: "OW OW OW why would I do that!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"

Hooker: "What The FUCK!"

OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"
by MR. NOT NORMAL January 27, 2011
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chapstick

A type of girl who is more concerned with the state of the color on her lips than with what is going on around her. Typically can be seen drawing little hearts on desks, or in a group, applying sparkles to their skin.
Man I hate those chapstick girls, frickin' squirrels they are!
by Michelle Burnette June 16, 2003
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Crapsack

secretly taking someone's backpack away, only to take a shit inside it before giving it back zipped up
Timmy was rather vexed after his girlfriend crapsacked him for not putting the toilet seat down
by Deanyeager January 23, 2010
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chopsticks

Chopsticks can refer to one of two things:

1) a pair of small even-length tapered sticks, which are generally believed to have originated in ancient China, and are the traditional eating utensils of China, Japan, Korea, Taiwan, and Vietnam.
2) a more recent FAD that has appeared to be popular amongst children and young teens is the game of Chopsticks. It is a turn-by-turn based game where each person starts with one finger on each hand. Each turn, the player can either add his finger to one of the opponent's finger's (while keeping their own finger)or move fingers to the other hand. When one hand reaches the number 5, the hand dies but can still receive a finger from the other hand. You can not switch a finger to another hand if it would just result in moving one hand to the other side. For example, if you have two on one hand and three on the other. You can not move one finger and get three on one hand and two on the other. There are 5+ variations of the game so if you want to actually play with someone, you must first discuss the rules, such as remainders, attacking your own hand, who starts, allowed to move fingers, etc.
Do you want to play chopsticks?

Dude, you NEED to learn how to use chopsticks if your going to go eat ramen. It taste so much better with them
by amachi April 5, 2008
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Cherry Chapstick

by stupidlesbian420 June 22, 2020
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