close crapper

Someone who decides to occupy the stall next to you even though there is an empty one two stalls away. And then proceeds to let the fireworks happen.

No matter what time of day he went to the bathroom, Ross couldn't seem to escape that close crapper from accounting.

by Cube Dweller July 10, 2009

waffle crapper

A woman who is so hot, that if she crapped on your waffles you would still eat them

Kirstie Alley is not a waffle crapper, but Mariah Carey is.

by Ugly Dave September 5, 2007

flap crapper

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia

she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd

by theWestHamfan January 12, 2004

waffle crapper

a girl so hot that if she pinched a loaf on your waffles, you would get a hard on.

Stephanie is such a waffle crapper.

by iDON'T haveANAME November 13, 2006

waffle crapper

A girl that's so hot, you wouldn't mind if she crapped on your waffles while you're eating breakfast the morning after.

Did you see Ariana today? I don't care if she never returns my calls, she's a freaking waffle crapper.

by Body Pillow December 12, 2004

charity crapper

(n). 1. One who goes to parties, functions, and other events just for the freebies, but doesn't bring anything to eat/drink. 2. A guy/gal who goes out to eat, and when the time comes to divvy up the bill, says they are short.
3. Someone that does not reciprocate.

"Hey Paul, should I invite Bill?" "Oh, no, man! Not that charity crapper!"

by boggler October 10, 2005

Cajun Country Crapper

descriptive noun: an extremely malodorous and filthy place, often used as a Simile in place of adjectives such as craptacular.

"philip's program stinks worse than a Cajun Country Crapper!"

by sloshypuppy September 24, 2009